Cheesy Jokes #1
Spell PIG backwards and say lemonade.........
Spell PIG backwards and say lemonade.........
If kisses
were
raindrops,
I'd
send
you
showers,
If hugs were minutes, I'd give you hours,
If cuddles were stars I'd spoil you with galaxies,
And if wishes were flower seeds, I'd plant you thousands
If hugs were minutes, I'd give you hours,
If cuddles were stars I'd spoil you with galaxies,
And if wishes were flower seeds, I'd plant you thousands
me: yes mother I'm getting on that homework assignment right now
me: *puts off my education until the friggin rapture*
rapture: *begins*
mother:
me: LIKE FIVE MORE MINUTES JUST GIVE ME LIKE TEN MORE MINUTES OK
LIFE IS DUMB.......I WANNA SLEEP
Girls be like: We were best friends for a year, but now we hate
each other.
I be like: My best friend and I have been best friends for 4 years, and don't hate each other.
I think I win.
I be like: My best friend and I have been best friends for 4 years, and don't hate each other.
I think I win.
I know my quotes arnt doing well because i concider 6 faves to be
'actually pretty good'
●•● Sometimes when you're missing someone and you're all
hormonal it almost seems like any sad or touching quote or song
or whatever can make you feel like crying..... Because life's not
fair, though the earth continues to spin and life still goes on
●•●
THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE WAS BORN
YESTERDAY
(I've always wanted to say that... congrats Will and Kate)
(I've always wanted to say that... congrats Will and Kate)
Don't
lie to me, i'm not
stupid.
