Whatismyfamily Quotes

 
*out for dinner with my family*

my sister: huh, this table is wobbly
                   HEY LOOK GUYS I CAN SHAKE THE TABLE

my dad: ....i can shake my booty

*dead silence in the restaurant*

me: oh my god oh my god

my mum: oh, i know you can, steven ;)

me: UNACCEPTABLE




 
 


omfg my mum just told my little sister to stop watching tv and go play outside and my sister just looks her dead in the eye and says in a really deep voice, "but baby....it's cold outside."

I THINK SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL HER THAT SONG LYRICS ARE NOT ALWAYS APPROPRIATE TO USE IN REAL LIFE

 
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