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I've gotten to the point where I can't feel anymore. I'm just numb and going through the motions. I can just sit for hours and not think. I don't even feel anger and pain anymore, I'm just completely apathetic.

Omfg you guys i have some advice for you! whenever you feel like a loser on the internet, you can just go to cleverbot.com and talk to cleverbot! it almost seems like a real person. watch out though, because soomer or later you realize the only person youve talked to all day is a robot that insults you and you will most likely cry while clutching a jar of nutella and a jumbo spoon until three in the morning. and the best part is, you dont have to pay people to have conversations with you anymore because cleverbot is free! 
 
I forgot how much this use to hurt...




                                                        That's cool, just stop responding.
                                                        It's not like I really care that I'm talking to you.
                                                        Except, I do.
                                                        More than I should.





If this isn't the summer where I suddenly turn super attractive and get involved in a love triangle with two perfect boys then I give up.


All of my friends: *get their first kisses and first boyfriends*
Me: Psh, well. I got my first blog when I was 11. *snaps fingers*
Me: Don't hate 


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!,

Stranger: hey asl? :)

You: age: 20 s*x: no thanks, location: toilet.




Friend: *killing a bug*
Me: Slide to the left
Me: Slide to the right
Me: Take it back now y'all
Me: One hop this time
Me: Right foot lets stomp
Me: Left foot lets stomp
Me: 
Cha cha real smooth
Me: Now turn it out



 
THERE WAS JUST AN ADD ASKING ME IF I WAS TRYING TO GET PREGNANT LOL IM LAUGHING HAHA
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that was a laugh

Me:*Sees one of my favourite wittian faved my qoute*
Me:*Freezes*
Me:*Stop breathing*
Me:*Dies*
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