Best Whatswrongwithme Quotes Today



Teacher: We're breakin-
Me: FREE, SOARING, FLYING, THERE'S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN'T REACH. 


Me:*Sees one of my favourite wittian faved my qoute*
Me:*Freezes*
Me:*Stop breathing*
Me:*Dies*
 
THERE WAS JUST AN ADD ASKING ME IF I WAS TRYING TO GET PREGNANT LOL IM LAUGHING HAHA
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wow
that was a laugh







I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE...
right?

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don'knohotsathibut
please here me out. Okay.. so lately, I've been noticing my appearance more. I used I be like, "Oh yeah, I know i'm not the prettiest person, but whatever." And i still am like that... but., it's weird. It's almost like at the same time I don't care, I also can't accept what I look like anymore? For example, let's say I'm talking to someone attractive. What I'll do is I'll imagine that I look like the person that I'm talking to.. it makes me feel better about myself but isn't it bad that I'm picturing myself as someone that I'm not? Isn't this weird? What do I do? WHY am I doing this?
 



All of my friends: *get their first kisses and first boyfriends*
Me: Psh, well. I got my first blog when I was 11. *snaps fingers*
Me: Don't hate 


format-br0kenwings LEAVE THIS HERE PLEASE.

BUT REALLY, WHAT HAPPENS 
when alyou do is cry?



Algebra
 
Teacher: In this kind of equation, you can't get rid of an ex.
Me: *dies laughing* 


 
This is an accurate description of how lame my sense of humour is.



 
I spelt awkard wrong.
In my own username.
*face palm* 



The scariest part of all of this
 
IS NOT KNOWING.


 
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