Best Wifi Quotes This Month











so i've decided that my wifi will be my valentine.
idk, we just have this connection.









 









Imagine if trees gave off
wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet, too.







 
Teacher: What's something you can't see or feel?
Student: Air
Me: Wifi
Walk into the club like “What’s the wifi password”
If you want to call a family meeting, just turn off the wifi router
and wait in the room in which it is located.
I'm a girl... don't touch my hair, face, phone, boyfriend. Boyfriend? Oops I meant Wifi.



BravoSierra's format

 
because I'm seeing connection here.


"I can't live without wifi lol"
said a girl named Krista. Yesterday, her wifi got cut out for a couple hours. Unfortunantly she has passed away, but we found this note left on her bed:

Dear everyone i love,
It's been half an hour since the wifi has gone. Wifi and i had a very very strong connection, and now it just died. Just like that. I never thought i would ever live to experience such a catastrophic death in a relationship. I really thought there were sparks between Wifi and I, but i guess it was just the static electricity between my computer charger and the outlet. I feel my world closing in.. there aren't many breaths left inside of me.. i've never felt so deprived before... i guess this is it...
oh yeah and i left a billion dollars in the ca-
 
Hush little laptop don't you cry,
Mommy's gonna find you some more wifi
and if that wifi doesn't work
Momma will destroy the fûcking earth
me at restaurants: Is there wi-fi
me at the mountains: Is there wi-fi
me at the beach: Is there wi-fi
me at family parties: Is there wi-fi
me at school: Is there wi-fi
me in hell: Is there wi-fi
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