said a girl
named Krista. Yesterday, her wifi got cut out for a couple hours.
Unfortunantly she has passed away, but we found this note left on
her bed:
Dear everyone i love,
It's been half an hour since the wifi has gone. Wifi and i
had a very very strong connection, and now it
just died. Just like that. I never thought i would ever live to
experience such a catastrophic death in a relationship. I really
thought there were sparks between Wifi and I, but i guess it was
just the static electricity between my computer charger and the
outlet. I feel my world closing in.. there aren't many
breaths left inside of me.. i've never felt so deprived
before... i guess this is it...
oh yeah and i left a billion dollars in the ca-