Wii Quotes


Me: *Creeps downstairs to eavesdrop on parents' convo*

Dad: So do you want to do it?
Mom: Only if you're up for it.
Dad: It's been a couple years since we did it.
Mom: Yeah, it's been a while. But what about Anna(me)?
Dad: We'll just have to be quiet.
Mom: *sexually* I don't think I can be quiet.

At this point I'm throwing up in my mouth...

Me: *Runs in room screaming* You guys are sick! I'm scarred, seriously, my life is ruined. I'll never think the same way about se.x again!
Parents: *Burst out laughing*

They're both holding freaking Wii consoles in their hands, Just Dance 4 is on the tv screen.

Me: What the-
Mom: Psych!
Dad: Sucker, you fell for it. We knew you were listening.
Me: . . .
Mom: Now, tell me, how did you used to think about se.x before?

 

And that's literally how my night went. I'm not even kidding. My parents are craptards -_-

youre about as useless as the blue shell when youre in first place in mario kart

 





          Me: *presses 'play' on Mario Kart*
          Me: Maybe I'll run and quickly get a tissue before I play.  I have  runny nose.
          Me: *gets tissue*
          Me: *makes lemonade*
          Me: *makes sandwich*
          Me: *checks witty*
          Me: *listens to pandora*
          Me: *studies for finals*
          Me: *goes back to living room*
          Wii:  YOU LOSE
          Me: But I only got a tissue...





When I was little and got a haircut,
my top priority was to update my Mii character
I have a Wii Sports related injury.
What do I do when bored:
~ Go on my computer to see if anything exciting happened on facebook.

~ Check my witty to see if I have any new followers and/or faves/comments.

~play minecraft

~watch shane dawson

~watch smosh

~watch tobuscus

~play skyrim

~play the wii (u)

~watch T.V.

~stare at a wall

~listen to shane dawsons music

~draw/sketch

~write stories/lyrics/quotes/blogs

~make music videos
My mom got an Ipad,
which is suprising because she doesn't even know how to turn the Wii on.
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