Wit Quotes

I looked up the definition of 'denouement.'

Talk about a denouement.

The true story is not based on a true story.
'Underwire' means redundant surveillance where I come from.
My wife told me I needed to start being realistic. 

I thought I was pretty life-like for a hologram.





 when

we were at the airport one time the guy at check-in reminded us

that we weren’t allowed to carry

sharp


objects with us onto the plane and i said “oh damn looks

like i’ll have to leave behind my wit” and thats how

i made a middle-aged guy laugh so hard he had to get his

colleague to take over his check-in desk


Dan: I know what you think of me, you think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody

Chuck: I don't think of you

marry your best friend. i do not say that lightly. really. truly find the strongest, happiest, friendship in the person you fall in love with. someone who speaks highly of you. someone you can laugh with, the kind of laughs that make youre belly ache, and your nose snort. the embarrassing, earnest, healing kind of laughs. wit is important. life is too short not to love someone who lets you be a fool with them. make sure they are somebody who lets you cry, too. find someone that you want to be there with you through those times. most importantly, marry the one that makes passion, love and madness combine and course through you. a love that will never dilute -- even when that waters get deep and dark. 
 
Every girl's dream is to
have a guy call her at 3am 
just to say ' hey baby,i just wanted to tell you
i love you'

WAKE ME UP AT 
3AM AND


I WILL KILL YOU.
I'll take a girl with a sharp wit. Wits never sag.
Raven: boy likes girl
Raven: girl likes boy
Raven: they both die
Raven: cry cry cry
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