Best Wit Quotes Today

"Wit beyond measure

is man's greatest treasure."
You told me not to be so fragile,

And I didn't listen...
Raven: boy likes girl
Raven: girl likes boy
Raven: they both die
Raven: cry cry cry
Dan: I know what you think of me, you think I'm a boring, sheltered nobody

Chuck: I don't think of you
Unless your name is 'Google'
stop acting like you know everything.
mama always said nice guys finish last honey take the cash
The true story is not based on a true story.

When all is said and done, at least we won’t have to hear this cliché anymore.

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