Abort mission. I repeat abort mission. Code
red.
So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
So, I was sitting at lunch and it was the lunch that's extremely crowded and you're forced to sit at a table with your friends and people you've never talked to in your life.
So, besides my friends, there were one or two junior guys also sitting at the table, because the one next to them was too full. One was sitting in the seat directly across from the one next to me. He looked at me and said Hale a few times. I have never talked to this kid in my life. I've never even seen him before. The only people who call me that are on this website.
Guys, this is not a drill. I repeat, this is not a drill.
if
i ever become
famous
i’m trusting you guys
to never tell the media
about my
witty.
I wonder if clouds ever look
down on us and say "Hey look, that one is shaped like an idiot".
Most 6th graders on Witty: Guise
the kid i lyke asked me out!!11!1!11 Hes mi bf now. I luv him
<3
Most 7th graders on Witty: I think he knows I like him!! Help me? My life is over!!
Most 8th graders on Witty: Ugh forever alonneee
Most 9th graders on Witty: Maybe I should just marry food?
Most 10th graders on Witty: I really like someone, but he'll never like me back so I'm not saying anything.
Most 11th graders on Witty: If you want to talk about guys problems get off this site.
Most 12th graders/older on Witty: Guys your day will come one day. No need to stress about it now; you have your whole llife ahead of you.
Most 7th graders on Witty: I think he knows I like him!! Help me? My life is over!!
Most 8th graders on Witty: Ugh forever alonneee
Most 9th graders on Witty: Maybe I should just marry food?
Most 10th graders on Witty: I really like someone, but he'll never like me back so I'm not saying anything.
Most 11th graders on Witty: If you want to talk about guys problems get off this site.
Most 12th graders/older on Witty: Guys your day will come one day. No need to stress about it now; you have your whole llife ahead of you.
Me: *opens witty*
Witty: Please sign in.
Me: *signs in*
Witty: You're already signed in, silly!
Me: Then why
Me: the fück
Me: did you tell me
Me: to sign
Me: in.
Unless
you
physically
see
me
opening a tampon, don't just
assume that because I'm angry, I'm on my period because
that's just annoying and tonight when you're sleeping, I
will "just assume" you are dead and bury you in the
backyard.
