You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.
Me: Taylor Swift is a
bad singer. Do you agree?
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.
Siri: I have no comment. I do not want a song written about me.
not mine. not meant to offend swifties, just thought it was funny. follow for a follow.
OH MY GOD GUYS I JUST WROTE A
FULL SONG
ABOUT WITTY.
SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
It feels like the perfect night
for sitting at home
making up good quotes
oh oh, oh oh
It feels like one of those nights
12 o' clock ice cream
I'm up on Witty
I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
Yeahhhhhh!
We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
OH OH
I don't know about you
But I shouldn't be up at 2
Everything will be alright just,
A few more quotes to go through!
Witty is the best
And we're all so obsessed
So I want to thank you Steve
for making a website forrrr
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
ABOUT WITTY.
SING TO THE TUNE OF '22' BY TAYLOR SWIFT!
This song is called, Awkward Teens ;)
Awkward Teens (sung to the tune of 22 by taylor swift)
It feels like the perfect night
for sitting at home
making up good quotes
oh oh, oh oh
It feels like one of those nights
12 o' clock ice cream
I'm up on Witty
I SHOULD BE SLEEEEPING
Yeahhhhhh!
We're anti-social, weird and awkward at the same time
It's taking up our lives, oh yeahhhhhh
2 essays due tommorrow, that's the deadline
BUT IT'S WITTY TIME
OH OH
I don't know about you
But I shouldn't be up at 2
Everything will be alright just,
A few more quotes to go through!
Witty is the best
And we're all so obsessed
So I want to thank you Steve
for making a website forrrr
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
AWKWARD TEEEEEENSSSS!
Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
Me: Gravity, mom.
I have this weird self-esteem
issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.
Me 50% of the time: I want to do well in school
and make my parents proud and wear pretty clothes and do yoga and
drink green tea and be in control of my life
Me the other 50%: I want to drink too much and not care about anyone and kiss boys whose names I don't remember and always go out with my friends and be out of control
Me actually: *sitting in my bed, Wittying, listening to music or watching TV, eating, crying, doing nothing all day long*
Me the other 50%: I want to drink too much and not care about anyone and kiss boys whose names I don't remember and always go out with my friends and be out of control
Me actually: *sitting in my bed, Wittying, listening to music or watching TV, eating, crying, doing nothing all day long*
How would you advertise
Witty Profiles?
I'm going to run some new ads and need your help writing them.
Headline (3 or 4 words)
Description Line 1 (4 - 6 words)
Description Line 2 (4 - 6 words)
Comment your ad ideas.
I'm going to run some new ads and need your help writing them.
Headline (3 or 4 words)
Description Line 1 (4 - 6 words)
Description Line 2 (4 - 6 words)
Comment your ad ideas.
I've hidden this quote from the
feeds because it breaks the rules.
I made a quote instead of asking this question on my profile because not everyone visits my profile page and I want a lot of feedback.
I made a quote instead of asking this question on my profile because not everyone visits my profile page and I want a lot of feedback.
I never
understood
why
6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I
remembered that 6 and 9 have a special
relationship.
