Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my
car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and
die
♥
In
1000
years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think
we fried people as punishment.
doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy sh.t hes going to be
the next leader of the free world
Harry: Well... I thought we were going somewhere else there...
follow for a follow
If
I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo"
books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't
there.
"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic
teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"
enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I
don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."
Me: *posts funny quote*
12 seconds later
Quote: *0 faves*
Me: YOU GUYS DON'T UNDERSTAND COMEDY
Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE
