I just realized that we don't even know what
dinosaurs sound like.
They could've been speaking fluent german for all we know.
My milkshakes bring all the boys to
the yard
and they're like "hey your friend is hot"
GRAMMAR MATTERS.
New Olympic sport:
The contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then
run down a flight of stairs
Girls are attracted to as.sholes because
in elementary school girls were told that
“if he’s mean to you that means he
likes you”
When was the last time we saw
a top quote or even a top quote
of the week with 400 faves?
And then God created Saturn
he liked it so he put a ring on it
I just witnessed a miracle.
McDonald's got my order right.
Oh wait, nevermind. They forgot the fries.
wittyxxgirlxx format please do not
remove
I wonder what the most common
first
impression people have of me is
