Single for
Valentine's Day?
just order a pizza and answer
the door naked. you'll either
get laid or you'll get free pizza
when they drop everything
and run away screaming.
just order a pizza and answer
the door naked. you'll either
get laid or you'll get free pizza
when they drop everything
and run away screaming.
He may not look like a prince
but he treats me like a princess
but he treats me like a princess
Today was actually a good day
I just wish more days were like this
I just wish more days were like this
I was going to do this my 2,000th quote but I missed it
I just want to thank all of my followers on witty
And everyone who reads my quotes it really means a lot to me
Plus I would like to make a shoutout to Jesusismysunshine
She always favorites my quotes and has always liked my quotes since I've started
She's a really cool girl and has always been there for me
I love her quotes and she always makes my day when I'm having a bad day
I'm glad to have a follower like her
And all of my followers thank you so much
I really appreciate all your support and kind words
I hope to write many more quotes
I love you witty
I just want to thank all of my followers on witty
And everyone who reads my quotes it really means a lot to me
Plus I would like to make a shoutout to Jesusismysunshine
She always favorites my quotes and has always liked my quotes since I've started
She's a really cool girl and has always been there for me
I love her quotes and she always makes my day when I'm having a bad day
I'm glad to have a follower like her
And all of my followers thank you so much
I really appreciate all your support and kind words
I hope to write many more quotes
I love you witty
Won best delegate in SOCHUM
at Harvard Model UN 2014 (:
Actually felt truly good and happy for once...
Actually felt truly good and happy for once...
Dear Grandpa,
I really wish I could celebrate my 18th birthday with you
We've always talked about his day
It doesn't feel the same without you
It's been almost 7 months since you've passed
I had a huge crying spell last night
But don't worry I'll try to be happy today
With much love,
Your granddaughter Kelsey
I really wish I could celebrate my 18th birthday with you
We've always talked about his day
It doesn't feel the same without you
It's been almost 7 months since you've passed
I had a huge crying spell last night
But don't worry I'll try to be happy today
With much love,
Your granddaughter Kelsey
You can't just throw around the word "Love"
Like it means nothing
Like it means nothing
Imagine meeting your favorite wittian
How awesome would that be?
Whenever I type lol
I'm hardly ever
Laughing out loud
I'm hardly ever
Laughing out loud
