Work Quotes

Kraftwerk is OK, but I like Kraftlöfen better.
An after-work party is great as long as you don't have after-after-work-party work.
When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your morals at the door.  Your employer should provide a secure storage space in your cubicle.
Risk management?  With pleasure!
Don't refer to employees as 'resources,' refer to them as people.  The word 'people' contains 3 less characters, which saves on data storage costs.
Throxymoron n.  A three-way oxymoron (ex. 'work-life balance').
The start was doomed from the project.
I filled out a survey at work.  The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'

I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

I work in an error conditioned office.
It's the end of days somewhere.
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