Work Quotes

The start was doomed from the project.
I filled out a survey at work.  The first question was: 'Functional manager? _________________'

I wrote 'Rarely if ever.'

I work in an error conditioned office.
It's the end of days somewhere.
im so tired i feel drunk. what has my life become?
It’s not a 'rat race' – it's a timed, closed-course rodential scurrying competition.
The more you do more with less, the less you have to do more with less more.
nobody is gonna believe a crazy junkie so get over yourself.
The cleaner the dirty work, the dirtier the clean.
Stand up to management. It makes you look more deferential when management walks past your cube.
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