I need to improve my
work-work balance.
As if the economy itself
isn't a gig.
More mute while they're on talk, than talk while
they're on mute.
I shouldn't have to walk on eggshells because I was just
finishing a job that you should have done in the first place. Also,
chill out dude, it's not the end of the world
Kraftwerk is OK, but I like Kraftlöfen better.
An after-work party is great as long as you don't have
after-after-work-party work.
When you go to the office, you shouldn't have to leave your
morals at the door. Your employer should provide a secure
storage space in your cubicle.
Risk management? With pleasure!
Don't refer to employees as 'resources,' refer to them
as people. The word 'people' contains 3 less
characters, which saves on data storage costs.
Throxymoron n. A three-way oxymoron (ex.
'work-life balance').
