Best Work Quotes This Week


I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else

me: wow i have so much work to do
me: *goes on tumblr*
me: *watches a movie*
me: *reads a novel*
me: *takes a nap*
me: *climbs a mountain*
me: *backpacks through europe*
me: why am i not getting anything done

 





















summer

is when you go to bed at the same time your parents wake up to go to work.


Before I start writing: This is a magnificent work of genius. I can see it sprawled open in my mind and it is perfect. All I need to do is write it down. After I open a blank document: I have two half-sentences and an emoticon. There is nothing else in my brain.




That moment when you are looking at your own work and you have no idea how you got the answer.
 

Witty Bootcamp

How it works:

1. You comment here what areas you're trying to work on and/or your weight&height (:

2. I will split you all into groups (group  yellow, red, etc, etc).

3. I will post daily exercises/tips for these groups, every day (obviously) for nine days (intensity will increase daily).

4. I will check in on you to ask how you're doing, motivaional quotes, etc.

Also, I'll be working out as well so you always have me to talk to as well as your group colleagues!

Go!


 

a white girl shows up to school fifteen minutes late with starbucks because she was working on her college essays and had to stay up later than she thought because she was doing charity work all afternoon so her parents let her sleep in then bought her the coffee so should she wouldn’t be exhausted at school in her AP classes fck white girl jokes  
So that's my wish to you, and all of us, and my wish for
myself. Make new mistakes. Make glorious, amazing mistakes.
Make mistakes nobody's made before. Don't freeze, don't
stop, don't worry that it isn't good enough, or it isn't perfect,
whatever it is; art, or love, or work or family or life. Whatever
it is you're scared of doing, do it. Make your mistakes, next
year and forever.

 

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.



Do work
and get no credit


but that's life, right?



 
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