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Lose your social life today.

                                                                  
                                                                        Adchoices

 
 
That awkward moment
when you're doing your homework and suddenly your pencil turns into a computer mouse and you've already reblogged 10 photos from Tumblr and liked your best friends cover photo on Facebook and updated your status on Twitter and before you know it half and hour has gone by and you still need to complete your homework..

I still don't know where my pencil is though.

 

what if one day the earth was just like "i'm done" and flew into the sun




BravoSierra's format

 
                                   "Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face, you idiot."










Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly







 



BravoSierra's format

 
                            Great way to hide your identity. Not like you're a giant fúcking turtle or anything.
 



DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?

AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.





BravoSierra's format

 
                                               when you realize 2007 was six years ago.


That one person you see every where but don't know their name.



BravoSierra's format

 
                              or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?


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