Best Wtf Quotes Today

person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person is typing...
person: hi




My own parents
can make me feel like crap and they don't even realize it.
 


THIS LEGIT HAPPENED
AT SCHOOL TODAY.

Boys next to my locker: You should have said to her "Ohhh you want the D?!"
Random girl walking in the hallway talking to her friends: "... and I was like yes i want that soooo bad!! Please!!"

            okay it's been like 12 years since shrek came out and i still can't get over the fact that donkey fu'cked a dragon

isnt it funny how people are saying it was inappropriate for miley to grind on robin thicke when he’s a married father

and yet no one’s saying it was inappropriate for robin thicke to let a girl much younger than him grind on him when he’s a married father

isn’t that funny
Teacher: Okay, I just need your email address.
Kid: Email?
Teacher: Yes.
Kid: My email?
Teacher: Yes, your email.
Kid: Umm.
Kid: Well.
Kid:
Kid:
Kid:
Kid: pussydestroyer69@hotmail.com

That awkward moment when someone compliments me.
Them:
 
You look good today.
Me: Happy new year.





"what'ryolearniniMat
at the moment?"

that's a good question...




 

 

i like math, as long as it doesn't involve
decimals, proportions, functions, square roots, probabiliy, fractions, imaginary numbers, polynomials, asymptotes, graphs, absolute value, quadratics, interest rates, two cars leave at the same time one goes 30 mph the other goes 40 when will they pass each other, sine, cosine, tangents, ratios, logarithms, using a compass, formulas, and of course, the alphabet.
If animals can be adorably fat than why can't I?
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