Wth Quotes

*week before christmas* a foot of snow
*3 days before christmas* rain, and no snow:(
Ever tell a lie about a ceraitn event so much that when you try to think of what actually happened, all you can remember is that lie?


Me: *licks lips unknowingly*
Friend: ARE YOU TRYING TO BE SEXY?!?!
I hate it when I get really angry and I start crying

Head first......why?
Uh...yes i fave my own quotes....got a problem with that??
How do u say ".................................................." in real life??
I was going to a site and typed in "K"
 then hit enter under the impression google would remember the site. Instead it brings up Special K...
I think I just got called fat by google.
It really peeves me off when people repeat stuff.
I just want to knock them out, bury them alive and leave them for a few hours, before digging them back out, throwing them into a sea of hungry sharks and then walking off.
#SoCute


 
people when they first watched Wrecking Ball: omg this is so weird, wtf wth omg, she's changed
after a few days: hey, stop being mean, its just a song jeez, shes just being creative
now: omg i love her so much she's so smart omg, shes the best in the world.
 

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