Best Wth Quotes This Year



 

do you ever get annoyed with cute guys distracting you with their beautiful faces and muscly arms? like who gave you the right to make me feel tingly and special when you sit next to me. who the hell gave you the right.






 

Did you know that
if you put your ear up
to a stranger's leg
you can hear them say:

What the hell are you doing


If you call someone else hot and I have a crush on you,  
 I will literally fall apart.



 


why doesn’t tarzan have any body hair like not even a beard. He was raised by APES in the JUNGLE WTF



 



 
people when they first watched Wrecking Ball: omg this is so weird, wtf wth omg, she's changed
after a few days: hey, stop being mean, its just a song jeez, shes just being creative
now: omg i love her so much she's so smart omg, shes the best in the world.
 

People who hate Pokemon
have a serious mental problem.

Am I the only one who
doesn't get the difference between
DIET COKE AND COCO COLA?
If Spongebob lives in a circular pineapple then why does the inside have corners?
mind=blown
*nmq

Just think:

you must be in the background of so many different photos taken by strangers without even knowing it.
 
 

 



how come santa can watch kids sleep and it’s ok but when i do it they scream and call the cops? fkin kids
 

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