Person in my Spanish class: Is it bad if I don't know what a noun is?
Half of class: Yeah, what is a noun?
Me: ...........................................................................
Grammar teachers worldwide:..................................
Kindergarteners:.......................................................
*In Sexual Education*
Teacher: So when you're first taking the condom out of the pack-
Class:*being obnoxiously noisy*
Teacher:I'll wait
*three minutes later*
*no decrease in noise*
Me: SHUT UP GUYS I WANT TO LEARN HOW TO USE A CONDOM
Why unicorns are dead. http://youtu.be/1yD7NC2Urdw

*Girls status on Facebook*
Her: I wish wkknds were longer! :'(


Me: Weekends* There ya go.
"with guys in middleschool the blood either rushes to theor brain or their stomach"
"or other places"
"ah youve learned about that"
Went and got a sleeve today... You could imagine the look on the employee's face when I didn't bring the rest of the shirt up to the register.
I wonder if dogs ever think "oh let me make my owners life difficult. Oh their physical fitness award! Let me pee all over that"
Me: I really want to be a model.

Friend: You're gonna have to get rid of your acne.

Me: That's what photoshop is for
.
Me: *sees friend walking with a boquet of flowers*
Me: Awwww who gave those to you?
Friend: I found these in a thrash can
Me:Oh...
Me:Same dif
Yeah guys are stupid...
Yah know what?
Everyone's pretty much stupid.
Except grandparents.
They're pretty cool.



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