Xd Quotes

Dad: I still got the moves
Dad: *trips down the stairs*

Funny prank: 
leave a note on a car apologizing for the damage and watch them go crazy searching for it.

Plan of action :
1) Go to pet store, purchase bird seeds and ask how long it'll take for the birds to grow
2) Watch the reaction of the cashier

'Why are you wearing a trashbag dress?'
'Why wouldn't I wear a trashbag dress?'

Normal girls: I want a bae that plays football and has a cute butt with cute manners
Me: I want a cat that won't run away

White girls be like: Starbucksssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Asian girls be like: NOODLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

I don't really like to think because if I think too hard for too long I start to forget what my name is

Me: This is my fourth cookie
James: Who broke up with you??

Wanting to kiss your bae but not knowing how:
Hey I'm just gonna eat your face
I hope you don' need your cheek or anything