I love those nights
on Facebook looking at all those extremely entertaining cat
fights between the school 'populars'. You get up, get the
popcorn, take a bite and hear a crack. It's your retainer,
it's broken. It costs $100 to replace your retainer so you
try to use superglue to fix it but it doesn't work. You have
no choice but to confess to your parents what happened. Your
parents freak out and make you use all your birthday money you
got this year to pay for the new retainer instead of a new shirt
and you're now banned from snacking, especially at night,
until you move out. You starve and die because you're not
used to that 2000 calorie diet.
Oh, how i love those Facebook nights.