Best Yay Quotes This Year


im going to pass this witty profile account down to my eldest daughter and she’s going to pass it down to hers and this account will stay in the family for generations to come
 
If someone says they cannot live without you,
leave them. If they don't die on the spot, well then it's a good idea you left a liar.









 
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FINALLY



 

So today, this guy I've been talking to for a while finally asked me out.
It was right by my locker after 7th hour, 

which is practically right outside our math class.) 
when all the teachers are just kinda in the halls talking.  
My teacher was right there and after I said yes, she goes,
"YOU'RE WELCOME.
THIS IS ALL THANKS TO ME.
I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN,
WHY DO YOU THINK I SAT YOU GUYS BY EACHOTHER."

 

So now we know. Teachers do ship students. 

"One good thing about music is... when it hits you, you feel no pain."








KEEP
CALM

AND
HAPPY
10TH

ANNIVERSARY
WITTY

 


If you’re a hugger,
don’t wear so much perfume.

My neighbors love my music so much when I blast it, that they invited the police to listen.
Does running out of
money count as exercise?

 

Tomorrow I will be 2 weeks cut free.
That might not sound like much.. but I haven't lasted more than 3 days in the past 4 months until now. For once, I'm proud of myself.

 
 
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