Best Yeah Quotes This Week

'unfollowers'
Spelled backwards is srewollofnu. Which sounds like "screw all of you".
Coincidence? I think not.

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kristabff
funny

*Pushes door to walk out but it doesn't open*
Stranger: You gotta pull.
Me: Oh thanks. My next option was to lift from the bottom.

453 1

Cammie
funny

alrIGHTY WELCOME TO THE FIRST ANNUALLLLLL

WITTYPROFILES AWARDDDSSS!

so basically there's a whole bunch of categories, and you guys have until the 20th to vote.
please, please, PLEASE, do not vote for yourself.
you do not have to fill in all the categories, but it'd be much appreciated!
On the 20th, I'll tally up the comments and whoever with the most in each category winsss!

prizes? eh
basically
you just get a free promo
and a follow from me
alrighty
so here's your categories

PLEASE DO NOT GET OFFENDED IF YOU DO NOT GET VOTED
THIS IS JUST FOR FUN

Best Funny Quotes-
Best Inspirational Quotes-
Best Quotes in General-
Best Layouts-
Best Quote Layouts-
Funniest-
Nicest-
Best Profile-
Best Username-
Best Profile Picture-
Best Wittian Overall-
Best Newbie-
Witty Queen-
Witty King-

pleaaaaaaaaaaaaase vote. i think this will be lots of fun. dont vote for just the "witty famous" people. vote for whoever you really want to vote for.

thank youuu. ♥
-maria (beastuser)

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bye*
friendship

Oh my god, I just hate this one girl!

Please hear me out guys? Okay, so she's like, so annoying! I HATE her so much! She's always making me feel stupid and she always helps my grades go down by making me pay attention to her frickin problems! She's ALWAYS rambling on about unnessessary problems in her life, like can you SHUT UP NO ONE CARES. Good GOD. I hope she knows everyone wants her to die. I wish she would just fall off a cliff or something. Oh yeah, and she's so self centered! She thinks she's the most important subject of everything, like once I was talking about nails but NOPE she just has to BUTT IN and interrupt my comversation, like seriously?? UGH. JUST. FREAKING. DIE. ALREADY. OMFG. Trust me, if you knew her, you would say the same thing. But wait, you do know her, because her name is Math.

290 53

kristabff
funny

The number of "followers" you have does not make you better than anyone else.
Hit.ler had millions, Jesus had 12.

337 14

Cammie
yeah

Person: Go to hell
Me: Okay ~goes to school~

323 0

kristabff
lol

Those horrible times when you have a cough attack at school.

Me: *cough*
Teacher: Alright class we will be doing so-
Me: *COUGH COUGH*
Teacher: some-
Me: *COUGHHHHHHHHHHH HACK DIE*
People: *giggle* *smirk*
Teacher: Would you like to go to the water fountain
Me: No its okay i'll just sit here and die while you teach

326 18

kristabff
funny

Me: Is it weird to talk to yourself?
Me: No
Me: Yes it is, you stupid mother f//cker
Me: Don't you dare talk to me like that, you little sh//t

307 0

Hale_Storm18
funny

Witty next year: remember when people got favorites on their quotes ahh good times

284 33

kristabff
funny

me- i need my glasses to find my glasses.. do you see a problem?
friend- you can't even see your problem.

277 3

Cammie
funny