when i die please punch everyone who says
"i wish i got to know them better"
 
I'm sensitive to the point

where if you look at me

strangely or don't look at me

at all

tell me to stop talking or

don't talk to me

at all

ignore my text or call

whether what you did was

an accident or you don't

even realise

you did anything

at all


It will change my mood for


the whole day and my mind will be


corrupted for the whole night










 
Got to go

People to meet
Places to be
People to kill

 



don’t cry me a river.

that’s stupid as hell.

cry me a milkshake

 




 



tbh i literally say 'literally and tbh' literally all the time tbh








 

Them photos on facebook  with pregnant teenagers,
with a caption saying
'Like if you're 11,12,13,14,15,16,17 without no baby'
and there's me like
'WHO DA FURK WOULD HAVE A BABY AT THE AGE OF 11 LIKE: MUM GUESS WHAT? DON'T BOTHER BUYING ME NEW SKATES, IM OKAY WITH A NEW BABY TO PLAY TWISTER WITH'
-_-
We don't care about numbers in maths
So why care about them in
Age
Weight
Distance
 
1 likes:  Aw... I suck...

2 likes: Hmmm... arrgh...

3 likes: Okay... I guess...

4 likes: Pretty average...

5 likes: Better than nothing!

6 likes: Exceptional! 

7 likes: Pretty good!

8 likes: Good!

9 likes: Great!

10 likes: Cool!!!


*gets bored*


20 likes: I must be a rising star...

30 likes: This is... cupcake...
 
40 likes: Muffin

50 likes: Mini Pie


*peak of boredom*


500 likes: PIE

1000 likes: BIG PIE

1500 likes: CAKE

10000 likes: PIE CAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a difference between, liking someone and
liking the idea of someone
I NEED TO LOOSE WAIGHT SO FOR EVERY FAVE I WILL RUN DOWN THE STAIRS AND RAN BACK UP IM NOT DOING THIS FOR LIKES I SERIUSLY NEED TO LOOSE WEIGHT 
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