Youcantjustaskpeoplewhytheyrewhite Quotes



A white m&m comes into a room with candy friends.
White m&m: ~engages conversation with a mentos and jellybean~
Jellybean: Hey so where are you from anyway, white m&m?
White m&m: Oh I'm from that chocolate m&m bag over there!
Jellybean: Wait... if you're from a CHOCOLATE m&m bag, then why are you white??
Mentos: OH MY GOD JELLYBEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST ASK CANDIES WHY THEY'RE WHITE
People You Might Like
  • seafoam*
  • capsized*
  • Steve
  • Skimrande
  • Dudu*
  • mariah_love1369
  • dontsellyourselfshort
Newest Wittians
  • desoxyjpg
  • jessykareneemyers
  • Shell2855
  • 1460962
  • edwin
  • Coleman
  • jadeorner