Yourmum Quotes



my brother: hahaha so is your mum
me:
my brother:
me:
my brother:
me:
my brother:
me:

my brother: wait


 
 

 

So me and my friend like this youtuber called

"amazingphil" and one day he was on

webcam with his friend dan and phil started

singing the start of  a song parody to what

makes you beautiful by 1d but was

interupted and never finished the second line. 

so now for your enjoyment  here is half of the 

rest of the parody:

You're insecure, Your mums a door.She sends of gust of wind when she moves
because she's a dooorrr
 Don't need make up , Because she's not a wh/re,bein the way that she is is enouuugh. Everyone else in the room can see it, everyone else but youu. Your mums a door and she has no emo-tions. The way she flips on her hinge makes em want her more. And we all know that shes a bit weird because she doesn't touch the floor. YOU DON'T KNOW OH OH YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR MUMS A DOOR OHDUDE I THINK YOUR MUMS A DOOR!


So my friend was texting her boyfriend,
and he was being a bit of an idiot and making things up.
This was how the conversation went:

 

It's going to take a while for me to trust you again.
So you don't trust me?

 

Not completely, no.
Well, what can I say to make it better?
 
Your mum
Okay, your mum
 
Did that make it better?
 
 

I offically love my friend.

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