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   i LOve chicken nuggets
   more than you


My dad eats my Halloween candy
I eat my brothers candy 
And my poor brother is just wondering where all his candy went
Any food involving cheese

is just an excuse to eat cheese.
my favorite flavor of cake is more
Panda Express has online ordering. Now all they need is freaking delivery and my life will be complete.
When my mom buys food so good that
I have to eat it all before my siblings do:

The real hunger games
I like my men like the Mississippi River:
long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

If you ask me to choose between pizza and you
the answer will always be pizza.


I'm on a seafood diet.
I see food,

A bag of pretzels + Nutella = Heaven ❤

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