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Age is
not important
unless you're
a cheese.
The difference between 
school and life; 

In school, you're taught
a lesson then given
a test. In life, you're 
given a test that
teaches you a lesson.
Like this quote if you love candy!!!
When I was a kid, there was nothing better
than ripping open sugar packets at restaurants and just eating them.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason I have trust issues


Raisin cookies
That look like Chocolate cookies
Are the main reason I have trust issues.






 
I want to be her Superman, fight any battle, no matter the opponent. Do anything just for her, no matter the price.   I want to be her Iron Man, the suit of armor that protects her from anything and can make her feel on top of the world.    I want to be her hero; the one that she knows is always there for her.   But most importantly I just want to be hers. Someone she'll never let go of.



Guacamole will always be relevant.



 
has anyone ever actually gotten salmonella from eating cookie dough or are people just trying to keep me from living my life
Sis: Do i really have to come??
 

Me: no.

Dad: We're having KFC on the way home for dinner...

Sis: i'm coming!

Me: Bahahahahaha That took you.. what? 2 seconds to decide?!


Omg my sister is hilarious!

Promise her KFC and she'll go anywhere with you!! haha :D
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