Pizza > You
I literally go around and force everyone to feel my legs
after I shave them.
So I was talking to a friend here on witty and I was talking to her about
the combination of bath salts and body butter and how awesome they are
and I basically sent her a paragraph telling her about them and at the
very end I compared what my skin was like afterwards and I literally said:
"your skin will be glowing like fcking radioactive baby butts"
My life consists of saving my own a.ss and eating food.
I hate how chocolate immediately melts on my
fingers.
I mean, am I THAT
HOT?
