Zodiacsigns Quotes

Most to least likely to be on their phones in class
GEMINI -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
Leo -> They are on their phones all the time, so yeah.
Aries -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
Aquarius -> LET'S BREAK THE RULES
Pisces -> But I LOVE my phone! I can't leave it alone!
Τaurus -> Nobody cares what the teacher says anyway...
Sagittarius -> Let's be on our PHONESSS
Scorpio -> A waste of time tbh...
Cancer -> But I'll get detention!
Libra -> Oh, I'm literally STUCK on my phone but NOT in class.
Capricorn -> I wanna pay attention to the lesson!
Virgo -> Me too!

The "I'm in love with a fictional character/celebrity" squad:

TAURUS, Gemini, Cancer, LEO, Libra, Aquarius, Pisces


The "I'm in love with a random person that I probably don't even know their name" squad:

Aries, GEMINI, Libra, Sagittarius, Aquarius


The "I'm in love with a unique person who's one of a kind" squad:

ARIES, TAURUS, Cancer, LEO, Virgo, SCORPIO, CAPRICORN, Pisces


The "I hate everyone except my crush" squad:

ARIES, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, SCORPIO, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius

The signs in a gang team
Aries: The one who starts every fight with other gang teams, great at fighting.
Taurus: The one who has everything they need; food, weapons, spray etc.
Gemini: The one who is sent to be a member of other gang teams just to give their actual team info.
Cancer: The one who drives them out of trouble.
Leo: The leader who gives instructions to EVERYONE.
Virgo: The one who drives them to the place of the fight.
Libra: The one who is sent to make everyone be with their side.
Scorpio: The best fighter. EVER.
Sagittarius: The rebel that never follows the leader.
Capricorn: The one who has almost every single plan.
Aquarius: The crazy one who makes graffities everywhere. EVERYWHERE.
Pisces: The one who other teams make fun of for being cute but ends up fighting the sh*t out of them.
Cute couples:

Aries x Scorpio (You guys have much in common, don't listen to the haters, I think you're really cute together)
Taurus x Cancer (Cutiness over cutiness)
Gemini x Leo (PERFECT!)
Virgo x Capricorn (Earth x Earth... works perfectly)
Sagittarius x Aquarius (CRAZY AF YOU BOTH ARE)
Pisces x Libra (This will be interesting!)
THE SIGNS AND THEIR "KEEP CALM" STATUS
Aries: Don't keep calm and punch everyone in the face!
Taurus: Keep calm and keep sleeping...
Gemini: Keep calm and add me on FB
Cancer: Keep calm and stay cute
Leo: Keep calm cause I'm the boss!
Virgo: Stop those keep calm posts! -_-
Libra: Keep calm and carry on.
Scorpio: Don't keep calm and kill everyone!
Sagittarius: Don't keep calm, a new adventure is coming!
Capricorn: Don't keep calm, exams are coming!
Aquarius: Keep calm and be yourself
Pisces: Keep calm, wait for me to give you your gift!
THE SIGNS ON A ROAD TRIP IN THE BUS
Aries: Please, shut up! I wanna sleep! If you don't shut up I'm gonna punch you in the face!
Taurus: *Eats*.
Gemini: *To Aries and Cancer*. NO! *Throws eggs out of the window*.
Cancer: Gemini, stop throwing eggs, it's impolite!
Leo: *Takes selfies and waves at everyone out of the window*.
Virgo: *Reads*
Libra: Peace, everyone! *Looks at Virgo's book*. What are you reading? HEY GUYS, LOOK WHAT HE'S/SHE'S  READING!
Scorpio: *Winks at Pisces*.
Sagittarius: WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUN!!!
Capricorn: Yeah, whatever...
Aquarius: You guys are really weird...
Pisces: *To Scorpio*. Nope. *To bus driver*. When are we arriving?
THE SIGNS AS TEACHERS
Aries: Hello, kids. Let's start the lesson with something FUN! But whoever is rude to me is gonna get punched in the face.
T
aurus: We're starting the lesson, you kids can eat in here if you want to and mobiles are allowed.
Gemi
ni: Good morning kids! You should know that I'm a really good person, but you shouldn't make me angry so shut up.
Cancer: It's the first day at school, so we're not gonna have actual lesson. You're all gonna have an amazing day with FREE HOMEMADE CUPCAKES! <3
Leo:
*Makes everything the want to teach into a song so everyone will learn it easier*.
Virgo: T
ake your books out, on page 2. You have 3 minutes to do exercise 1 and 2.
Libra
: I can't get angry, so don't even try.
Scorpio: What am I doing here?
Sagit
tarius: Let's go for a TRIP ON MOUNT EVEREST!
Capricorn: Open your books. NOW.
Aquarius: Whoever falls asleep faster gets a cookie! 3,2,1, GO!
Pisc
es: Let me tell you a story about me when I was your age!
THE ZODIAC SIGNS' NAMES IN GREEK
(Seriously, that's how they're named in Greek.)
Ari
es: Κριός (Krios)
T
aurus: Ταύρος (Tavros)
Gemini: Δίδυμος (Didimos)
Can
cer: Καρκίνος (Karkinos)
Leo: Λέων
(Leon)
Virgo: Παρ
θένος (Parthenos)
Libra: Ζυγός (Zigos)
Scorp
io: Σκορπιός (Scorpios)
Sagittarius: Τοξότης (Toxotis)
Capr
icorn: Αιγόκερως (Aigokeros)
Aquari
us: Υδροχόος (Idrohoos)
Pisces: Ι
χθύς (Ihthis)

THE "I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE BOSS" SQUAD
Aries, Cancer, Leo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn


THE "I DON'T GIVE A F*CK IF YOU CALL ME UGLY" SQUAD
Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Virgo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces


THE "ON PHONE 24/7" SQUAD
Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Libra, Aquarius


THE "F*CK WITH ME, START MAKING PLANS FOR YOUR FUNERAL" SQUAD
Aries, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn


THE "I'M PERFECT, DEAL WITH IT" SQUAD
Aries, Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

THE SIGNS AND WHO THEY SHOULD DATE

Aries: Leo or Sagittarius
Taurus: Virgo
Gemini: Leo or Aquarius
Cancer: Pisces or Scorpio
Leo: Aries or Sagittarius
Virgo: Taurus or Capricorn
Libra: Aquarius or Gemini
Scorpio: Cancer or Pisces
Sagittarius: Leo
Capricorn: Virgo
Aquarius: Libra
Pisces: Cancer or Scorpio
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