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You make my heart skip beats
                                                                    like a scratched cd.
quote number 909614
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You called me a bitch? Well....
A btich is a dog
Dogs bark
Bark is part of nature
Nature is beatiful
So thanks for call me beatiful :)
quote number 909613
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   As  Independenc Day  I Roundin Th Corner ,
 I realize that just as the United States proved so
 many years ago, I don't need someone to
complete
  me.  I don't need a  boyfriend to have happiness.
 Then I get a  text from him
asking me what I'm doing.
 S c r e w   I n d e p e n d e n c e    D a y  , 
  I ' l l   b e 
asking him out d u r i n g  t h e
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quote number 909612
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             ILoveYouCollinCimba<33
                                 you're the love of my life.
                                   
& i plan on spending
                                the rest of my days with you
.
                            1/16/09
             
peeeek-a-boo, bear !
quote number 909611
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Don't Judge Me
because im not you
quote number 909610
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When you hold my hand,
I feel like I'm holding the world.
When you kiss me,
I feel like I'm kissing the clouds.
When you embrace me,
I feel like im wrapped in blankets.
When you tell me you love me,
It feels like I just heard the best thing ever;
b e c  a u s e   i t    i s .
quote number 909609
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UNICORN TITS
quote number 909608
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                            *If he even loved
                                                          me [ half as much ] as I loved him, I would n e v e r
                                                                     want _anything_ e v e r  a g a i n. <3

 
      

-*allmineee<333

type here
quote number 909607
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I'm Shaun
and
I love ashleigh
so freaking much
Shes epic
she rapes
:p
I love ya ash
ahh this isnt shaun..its me ash

haha just kidding...this is ash, hacking shauns profile!!!!!
quote number 909606
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You're cruisin' for a bruisin'
quote number 909605
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