Newest Quotes

Fosho :)
quote number 1175713
filed under funny
  0






I love fire drills because

he stands in the line next to me









All Minee
quote number 1175712
filed under love
  0
sometime you just wanna say...
please                 up    
          shut           
=P
quote number 1175711
filed under funny
  0
ok boyy, these dreams need to stop.
dont look at me like you dont know -
im talkin aboutt the ones where you
magically sprout up out of no where
and . sweep . me . off . my . feet.
theyre noww making me fall for you

 ALL  OVER  AGAIN ;;
making me think thatt theyre reall.
& i cant handle that crazyy feeling 
[
   a   n   y   |   l   o   n   g   e   r   ]


*lazyy with colorss :P
quote number 1175710
filed under break up
  0
Need some fan art?
FreakyFanArt is here :)
Take a look at my profile
for the request form, and
request away!
Tell all your friends, too!
(I know it says no requests,
but I'm taking them 
this weekend ONLY!)
quote number 1175709
filed under requests
  0
oh yeah I remember that. do you? flaaaashbaack < / 3


alll MINE!
bMs; <3 ;-)
quote number 1175708
filed under break up
  0
a friend would go and buy you a get better card and mabye send flowers when you break your leg...

a good friend would come over and say hello to cheer you up...

a best friend  would be sitting right next to you with a broken arm for doing the same stupid thing :)  
quote number 1175707
filed under friendship
  0
The other day I learned that if you say 'beer can' with an English accent, you're saying 'bacon' with a Jamaican accent. Mind blown. 


                           
    -MLIA<3
quote number 1175706
filed under funny
  0
YOUR NAME HERE
quote number 1175705
filed under requests
  0
so,last night i realized this
i no longer want you to come around
i have no wish to see your face again
i deleted your name from my phone along with every picture
for the first time i did not cry
i did not break
im clearing you out of my head
tearing you from my heart
i am through with you and the effect you brung into my life
i know now that i want a guy who will be there everyday
like you weren't
im not coming back
i am standing up and moving forward
i have my scars and i will never forget you
but i do not want you
i do not want this
im so much better without you
i realized this ends tonight

quote number 1175704
filed under inspirational
  0

How would you make Witty Profiles better?


Friends of Witty Profiles

Geek Chart
Frank's Icons

Links