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conversation with my guy friend (on aim)

chris: so i was wondering if u want to go out
me: uh no
chris: but i really really really like u
me: sorrrrrrrrrry charrrrrrlie
chris: who is this charlie is he ur boyfriend
me: yes we have been dating for a year now
chris: fuck u charlie i want to fight this kid
me: hehehehehe he's 22.. don't tell my mom
chris: i could take him i am really 30 but i am dumb shit
that is y i am only in 7th grade
me: yeah you could, charlie's pretty weak
chris: darn right

lmfaoooo .
made by cheerleaderx3
on November 22, 2009 00:43:33
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*what*can*i*say*
* I have A thing for*
*JB'S*
Justin-Bieber.
Jacob-Black.
Jonas-Brothers.


(:
made by airika76778
on November 22, 2009 00:43:13
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What it basically comes down to
is choosing between
the guy that will always be faithful
or the guy that would do anything to have you in the first place,
and when the times comes...
how do you know who to choose?
<3
?
made by foreverrofl8033
on November 22, 2009 00:40:10
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&+ i hate that
i just cant seem to let you go
(iloveyou)


foreveryours_xo
made by foreveryours_xo
on November 22, 2009 00:39:28
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  Pixie Sticks...
For kids who can't afford heroin.
made by cullen19012014
on November 22, 2009 00:38:39
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i remember the day you asked me out,
the day we first kissed,
also when i introduced you to my parents,
i remember the i love you's,
&* forever and always,
the holding hands kissing,
the kissing infront of your friends &* mine,
i could talk to you about anything,
you were always there for me.
what happened to the i love you's
the forever and always,
but most importantly you always being there for me?
cause right now when i need you the most your not here.
your out with your friends sucking faces with some other girl.
after going out on and off for 2 years!
i thought you were the one but i guess i was wrong.
i wish you really meant what you said cause i know i meant every word</3

&* honestly i still meann it
made by tnt_allstars
on November 22, 2009 00:35:05
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If Men had  their Period, they would be bragging about how Big their Tampons are!
made by cullen19012014
on November 22, 2009 00:34:36
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I wish my homework was Asexual so it would DO itself!!!
made by cullen19012014
on November 22, 2009 00:33:05
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ewwww my dog just farted
made by ilovehannie810
on November 22, 2009 00:32:28
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                  Be Optimistic...
       All The People You Hate Are Eventually Going To Die!

made by cullen19012014
on November 22, 2009 00:30:56
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