"I was only 41 years old, i loved Ducklord
so much, i had all the stuffed ducks" "
I prayed to Ducklord everynight before bed, thanking him for the
duck i've been given"
"Ducklord is love i say, Ducklord is life"
"My dad hears me and calls me a ducker, i knew he was just
jelly for my love for Ducklord"
"I called him a Quacker"
"He slaps me and sends me to bed"
"I'm ducking now, and my duck hurts"
"I feel a warmth moving towards me"
"Ducklord grabs me by its big powerful duck wings"
"Ducklord: *secci time*
"My dad walks in on us"
"Dad: *sees Ducklord ducking a ducker*
"Ducklord: It's all ducking now" "
Duck flys to a pond"
"Ducklord is love, Ducklord is
"Its never ducking"