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Average day in Mr G's Class (:
Mr G: Ok because its flu season, today we are going to watch a video on sneezing..
Class: WTF??
**Mr G puts in video**
** The TV shows title of movie "How To Do It In Your Sleeve"**
Class: *laughing hysterically*
Gotta Love Those Eighth Graders(:
Mr G: Ok because its flu season, today we are going to watch a video on sneezing..
Class: WTF??
**Mr G puts in video**
** The TV shows title of movie "How To Do It In Your Sleeve"**
Class: *laughing hysterically*
Gotta Love Those Eighth Graders(:
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.: pain :.
it's always there.
when you wake up
go to school
go to bed
everywhere.
but in my case theres asimple explanation.
lyme's disease.
it's always there.
when you wake up
go to school
go to bed
everywhere.
but in my case theres a
lyme's disease.
minee .. i have it badly.
i just found out it's worse than before .
and it suckss .
in middle school i stopped dreaming, i stopping believing in things that havent happened, because i learned that dreams will never come true and fairy tales are simply made up stories of someones perfect life,
when in reality,
nothing is perfect.
when in reality,
nothing is perfect.
hello eighth grade visitors!
welcome to highschool, where your confidence will disapear
in a matter of seconds! where you will get hurt by your best
friends, (best friends? yes!), one thing for sure is they will
hurt you by the end of the year, and some of their mistakes
you will forgive and others...not so much. welcome to the
drama, tears, screaming and fighting. welcome to making
the team or getting cut off. remember when your friends
promised you they will never become something they
wouldn't? well, 95% they break that promise. and you just
have to move on from them. i promise you, you will have
different friends by the time you walk out the school doors on
the last day of school, then when you did when you walked in
the very first day of school. now, do you get what people
mean when they say "highschool changes people." well if you
don't, you will know when you start highschool. i promise.
well gee, middle schoolers, you look terrified! did you think
highschool is fun or something? haha! think again.
think again.
"Believe it or not, outside these walls, smart is a good thing."
~Zac Martin
~Zac Martin
why can't everyone else see that?
i'm sick of being the nerd, the geek, the loser, the smarty pants
since when did smart become a bad thing? since when was it cool to fail?
you know what, mock me as much as you want. i'll grow up to be the millionare.
i'd way rather be a nerd than get straight d's, but that's just me
but grow up and stop calling me names. although i honestly don't care.
i'm sick of being the nerd, the geek, the loser, the smarty pants
since when did smart become a bad thing? since when was it cool to fail?
you know what, mock me as much as you want. i'll grow up to be the millionare.
i'd way rather be a nerd than get straight d's, but that's just me
but grow up and stop calling me names. although i honestly don't care.
but deep inside, i do care. so would you
please just shut up and get a life?
sorry, MAJOR ventt
Makenzie
Aubert
Aubert
GirlThoughtsOnly
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Hello girls of witty. My name is ______. It's a secret! Shh. I am here
help girls with ANY
problems that they have.
Check out my profile for more information!
P.S- I would also love some new fanart! I need a good profile picture!
FuckSchool.
I have better things to do then learn
useless shit I will never need
to know ever again.
I have better things to do then learn
useless shit I will never need
to know ever again.
my lifes quiz:
Level 1
() Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) dumped someone
() Shoplifted
() Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x)Skipped Class
() Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
Level 5
() Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
() Been in a Mosh Pit
Level 6
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Tylenol counts)
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
Level 7
(x)Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x)Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding (offroading)
(x) Played Dress Up
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set
() Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
Level 10
(x) Been Tickled
()Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x)Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
Level 11
(x) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention
() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
Level 12
() Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
Level 13
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
Level 14
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
() Felt Like You Were Dying
Level 15
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
Level 16
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
() Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
Level 17
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
Level 18
() Crashed A Party
() Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
Level 19
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins
level 20
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
Level 21
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
Level 22
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
() Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
Level 23
(x) Believed In Ghosts
() Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail
Level 24
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
Level 25
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
() Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed
Level 26
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
() Gone Skinny Dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Tried to hurt yourself
Level 27
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed
Level 28
() Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat ><
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
Level 29
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Had sex in the rain
() Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas
total: ? idontknow:D
Level 1
() Smoked A Cigarette
() Smoked A Cigar
() Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) dumped someone
() Shoplifted
() Been Fired
() Been In A Fist Fight
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x)Skipped Class
() Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Facebook Friends
() Been To Paris
() Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
() Thrown Up From Drinking
Level 5
() Eaten Sushi
(x) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone BECAUSE Of Facebook
() Been in a Mosh Pit
Level 6
() Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers (Tylenol counts)
(x) Love/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
Level 7
(x)Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x)Built A Sand Castle
(x) Gone mudding (offroading)
(x) Played Dress Up
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
Level 9
(x) Watched The Sun Set
() Felt An Earthquake
(x) Killed A Snake
Level 10
(x) Been Tickled
()Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x)Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
Level 11
(x) Won A Contest
() Been Suspended From School
() Had Detention
() Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
Level 12
() Had / Have Braces
() Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
Level 13
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
(x) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
() Been obsessed with post-it-notes
Level 14
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been Lost
() Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
() Felt Like You Were Dying
Level 15
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke
(x) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
Level 16
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
() Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
Level 17
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach or anywhere
Level 18
() Crashed A Party
() Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Gone Rollerskating / Blading
(x) Had A Wish Come True
Level 19
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina"
() Swam With Dolphins
level 20
() Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cube
() Kicked A Fish
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top
Level 21
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
(x) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
() Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours
(x) Recently stayed Up for a while talking to someone you care about
Level 22
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
() Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
Level 23
(x) Believed In Ghosts
() Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
() Gone Streaking
() Visited Jail
Level 24
(x) Played Chicken
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
() Broken A Bone
Level 25
(x) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
() Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
() Cried So Hard You Laughed
Level 26
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
() Gone Skinny Dipping
() Been Kicked Out Of Your House
() Tried to hurt yourself
Level 27
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
() Black-Mailed Someone
() Been Black Mailed
Level 28
() Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat ><
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
Level 29
() Been shot at/or at gunpoint
() Had sex in the rain
() Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
() Got five dollars or less worth of gas
total: ? idontknow:D
and today's just one of those where
witty and music are your best friend
but to me thats more like everyday
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witty and music are your best friend
but to me thats more like everyday
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