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We HATE it when,

Before the test:

Me: Oh my gosh!! I just started brushing on some books last night!! I'm really gonna fail!

Friend: No biggie!! I didn't even study a single word! I was playing XBOX all last night! Don't worry!!

Me: I guess...

At Last:I failed  the test and my friend got an  A....
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I AM:
42% emo
12% slutty/whore
15% jock
12% nerd
18% prep


Part One: 
EMO 
[ ] you own at least 5 black shirts 
[x] you like skinny jeans 
[x] you’re listening to music right now 
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before 
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes 
[x] Like the color black 
[ ] disslike most girly girls 
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to 
[x] sometimes like to be alone 
[x] hate popular music 
[x] keep hair in front of your face 
[ ] have given people evil stares 
[x] don't get along with parents 
[ ] Life sucks for you 
[x] have been called emo 
[x] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue 
[ ] only a hlaf d:] Complain a lot 
[x] owned a studded belt or want one 
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music. 
Total:14 

Part Two: 
SLUTTY /WHORE 
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts 
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night 
[ ] have been called a slut 
[ ] sometimes likes to drink 
[x] ever wore low cut shirts 
[ ] have been called a tease 
[x] Flirt with every girl or guy! 
[x] love the opposite sex 
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week 
[ ] own 5 tube tops 
[x] you kiss because you think its fun 
Total: 4

Part Three: 
JOCK 
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys 
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies 
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday 
[ ] Love sports 
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants 
[ ] Don't wear makeup 
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse 
[x] Play more than 2 sports 
[ ] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before 
[x] You play/ played Basketball on a team 
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team 
[ ] You play/ played soccer on a team 
[x]You play/played volleyball on a team 
[ ] You run/ran track 
[ ] You play/ played football on a team 
[ ] Been called a jock 
[ ] Have set a record 
[ ] Are friends with your coach 
[ ] Love watching sports 
[x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired 
Total:5

Part Four: 
NERD 
[ ] wear your pants at your waist 
[x] have/had braces/or getting 
[ ] in advanced classes 
[ ] On Math team 
[ ] Have all A’s 
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s) 
[ ] have been called a nerd 
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied 
[ ] LOVE to learn 
[ ] Like your teachers 
[ ] Watch history channel 
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends 
[x] Have been called weird 
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex 
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace 
[x] read a book a month 
[x] You read on your last spring break 
[ ] Have your own website 
[ ] wear pocket protectors 
Total: 4

Part Five: 
PREP 
[ ] you own mostly hollister 
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21 
[ ] charlotte rousse 
[x] wet seal/ delia*s 
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded 
[ ] you like rap/hip hop music 
[x] you like to go to parties 
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what 
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green 
[x] for the most part, youre organized 
Total: 6
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
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 I am
25.5% emo,
36%slut/whore,
31.5% jock,
12%nerd,
28.5% prep.
.5&% ME!




Part One: 
EMO 
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts 
[x] you like skinny jeans 
[x] you’re listening to music right now 
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before 
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes 
[ ] Like the color black 
[ ] disslike most girly girls 
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to 
[x] sometimes like to be alone 
[ ] hate popular music 
[ ] keep hair in front of your face 
[x] have given people evil stares 
[ ] Hate (a)your parent(s) 
[ ] Life sucks for you 
[ ] have been called emo 
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue 
[ / only a hlaf d:] Complain a lot 
[ ] owned a studded belt or want one 
[ ] listen to rock, metal, screamo music. 
Total:8 1/2 

Part Two: 
SLUTTY /WHORE 
[x] own more than 10 mini shorts 
[x] have kissed more than 2 people in one night 
[x] have been called a slut 
[x] sometimes likes to drink 
[x] ever wore low cut shirts 
[x] have been called a tease 
[x] Flirt with every girl or guy! 
[x] love the opposite sex 
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week 
[x] own 5 tube tops 
[x] you kiss because you think its fun 
Total: 12

Part Three: 
JOCK 
[] Own at least 5 jerseys 
[x] Have 10 or more trophies 
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday 
[x] Love sports 
[x ] Own 5 or more sweatpants 
[ ] Don't wear makeup 
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse 
[x] Play more than 2 sports 
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before 
[ ] You play/ played Basketball on a team 
[ ] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team 
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team 
[ ]You play/played volleyball on a team 
[ ] You run/ran track 
[ ] You play/ played football on a team 
[ ] Been called a jock 
[x] Have set a record 
[/] Are friends with your coach 
[x] Love watching sports 
[x] can do 15 push ups without getting tired 
Total:10 1/2

Part Four: 
NERD 
[ ] wear your pants at your waist 
[ ] have/had braces/or getting 
[x] in advanced classes 
[ ] On Math team 
[x] Have all A’s 
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s) 
[ ] have been called a nerd 
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied 
[ ] LOVE to learn 
[ ] Like your teachers 
[ ] Watch history channel 
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends 
[x] Have been called weird 
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex 
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace 
[x] read a book a month 
[ ] You read on your last spring break 
[ ] Have your own website 
[ ] wear pocket protectors 
Total: 4

Part Five: 
PREP 
[x] you own mostly hollister 
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21 
[/] charlotte rousse 
[x] wet seal/ delia*s 
[x] you do/have cheerleaded 
[x] you like rap/hip hop music 
[x] you like to go to parties 
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what 
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green 
[x] for the most part, youre organized 
Total: 91/2
If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
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There was this girl and she was with 
her 
friend. 
They were looking through peoples 
MySpaces. 
The girl slowly came upon this one 
myspace. It 
had creatures in the background and the 
man 
looked like a psycho. She started 
laughing with 
her friend commenting on how ugly he 
was. 
Right 
then, an instant message came up. 
IT SAID

SatanStalker: So how do u like my 
MySpace? 


XxLoVemExX: What? 


XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway? 


SatanStalker: Well, you should know; 
youre looking at my MySpace right now. 


XxLoVemExX: How do you know? 


SatanStalker: I know. I know when people look
at my MySpace. 


XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? 


SatanStalker: I just do. 


Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like 
you. 


Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might 
say. 


At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down
a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started 
to get worried now. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting 
to care the living sh*t out of me. 


SatanStalker: You should be afraid. 


SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy 
like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what 
you just said about me with your friend like a 
minute ago. 


They were in shock. 


Her friend: Holy crap man just block him 
hes a f*cking psycho! 


The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes 
watching us? 


SatanStalker: I am. 


SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if 
you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me 
from coming to your house. 


XxLoVemExX: What? My house? 


SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. 


XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to 
leave now because youre freaking me out. 


SatanStalker: Your screen name says 
love me, trust me that wont be a problem. 


SatanStalker has just signed off. 


The girl and her friend were really 
scared. 


Girls friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust 
me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke 
from someone.

They went upstairs and were 
having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girls 
friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said 
ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her 
friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering 
what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said 
anything she opens it and finds her friend there on 
the ground dead. She started to scream but 
when she turned around he was there.
News the next 
morning said that there was one girl dead in 
the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all 
over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. 
Just her head. 


If you do not repost this in the next two 
minutes there will be three men, one in your 
bathroom, 
one in your room, and one killing your parents 
at that very moment. Tonight at 1:30am. Well 
what are you waiting for? Repost or you are going 
to 
die!
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I am
57% emo,
15%slut/whore,
27% jock,
3%nerd,
9% prep.




Part One:
EMO
[x] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[x] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[x] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[x] disslike most girly girls
[x] have dyed ur hair dark or want to 
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[x] hate popular music
[x] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[x] Hate (a)your parent(s)
[x] Life sucks for you
[x] have been called emo
[x] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[x] Complain a lot
[x] owned a studded belt or want one
[x] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total:19

Part Two:
SLUTTY /WHORE 
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[ ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[ ] have been called a slut
[ ] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[x] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[ ] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[x] own 5 tube tops
[x] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 5

Part Three:
JOCK
[x] Own at least 5 jerseys
[x] Have 10 or more trophies 
[ ] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[ ] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[x] You play/ played soccer on a team
[x]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[ ] Been called a jock
[ ] Have set a record
[ ] Are friends with your coach
[x] Love watching sports
[ ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:9

Part Four:
NERD
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[ ] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[ ] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[ ] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[ ] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 1

Part Five:
PREP
[ ] you own mostly hollister
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[x] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded 
[ ] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[ ] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[ ] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[ ] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 3

If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 5 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
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on November 06, 2009 22:35:48
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_______Bests________
1. male friend:uhm christian or tim
2. female friend: zoe, cindy, shelby, gabby, kyla, rachel, alyssa, rebecca, katie,emma, laura's a pretty good friend too(;!<33
3. Vacation: sea isle<3
4. age: 12
5. Memory: this whole entire frickin week!<3
_______Worst________
1. Time of day: monday morningss :-P
2. Day of the week: monday :-P
3. Food: idkk
4. Memory: uhm i dont remember :/
5. Subject: math!! :-P
_______Lasts__________
1. Person u saw: motherr(:
2. Talk on the phone with: shelbyy!<3
3. Hugged: michael!!!<3
4. IM: Rachel!<3
_______Firsts_________
1. Kiss: fucking today!!!!!!<33333
2. Car: im too youngg :/
3. First school: nonna yo business stalkerz!(;
4. Job: babysitting?
_______today________
1. What are you doing now: this survey, AIM, Facebook, texting, and listening to my iPod(:
2. Tonight: i had softball practice with EMMA!!!!<333
3. Wearing:  basketball shorts, a white shirt with a gray cami showing, and a blue jacket....veryy fashionable! :-P haha
4. What did you eat for lunch: i didnt have lunchh
5: Better than yesterday: fuck yes!!!<33
________tomorrow___________
1. Is: Saturday :(
2. Got any plans: uhm i might go to my friends' cheer competition then the holiday boutique at my school(:
3. Goal: see him at the boutiquee!(: <3
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: no school :( haha watta loser i am :-P BUT THE COOLEST LOSER YOU'LL EVER MEET! :D
5. Do you have work: nopee!(:
________Fav's__________
1. Number: 52<33
2 Song:  uhm like 15!!(:
3. Color: purple , light blue, light green?
4.Season: fall or spring!<3
5. State: michigan babyyy!<3
________Currently_________
1. Are you in love?: i think i might be(: <3
2. Dating someone: yepp!<33
3. Missing someone: mmhmm :( <33
4. Mood: tired, cold, a lil annoyedd :/
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on November 06, 2009 22:22:55
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Lets jerk it:
WWWWWWWWW
down the hallway
  into the principals office
into the nurse with my "hurt leg"
into english
onto the bus
you think you can "jerk"?
baby, look at me
<3

 
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on November 06, 2009 19:47:14
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This one girl...

It's like a fruit salad nobody likes it it's just there to fill in the empty space.
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on November 06, 2009 19:08:10
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"being mean gets you n o w h e r e.
 i mean it gets you h_a_t_e_r_s.
 if thats what you want."
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15% emo
18% slutty/whore
30% jock
12% nerd
21% prep




EMO
[] you own at least 5 black shirts
[x] you like skinny jeans
[] you’re listening to music right now
[x] you have painted your fingernails black before
[ ] You have more than 300 songs on your ipod/ mp3/ itunes
[x] Like the color black
[ ] disslike most girly girls
[ ] have dyed ur hair dark
[x] sometimes like to be alone
[ ] hate popular music
[] keep hair in front of your face
[x] have given people evil stares
[] Hate (a)your parent(s)
[ ] Life sucks for you
[] have been called emo
[ ] Dislike the colors pink, teal and baby blue
[] Complain a lot
[] owned a studded belt or want one
[] listen to rock, metal, screamo music.
Total:5

PART TWO:
SLUTTY /WHORE
[ ] own more than 10 mini shorts
[x ] have kissed more than 2 people in one night
[] have been called a slut
[x] sometimes likes to drink
[x] ever wore low cut shirts
[ ] have been called a tease
[] Flirt with every girl or guy!
[x] love the opposite sex
[x] Go to parties/ sleepovers at least once a week
[ ] own 5 tube tops
[x] you kiss because you think its fun
Total: 6

PART THREE:
JOCK:
[ ] Own at least 5 jerseys
[ ] Have 10 or more trophies
[x] Wear hair in ponytail like everyday
[x] Love sports
[ ] Own 5 or more sweatpants
[ ] Don't wear makeup
[ ] Have / had played lacrosse
[x] Play more than 2 sports
[x] Can play a sport if you’ve never played it before
[x] You play/ played Basketball on a team
[x] You play/ played baseball- softball on a team
[] You play/ played soccer on a team
[]You play/played volleyball on a team
[ ] You run/ran track
[ ] You play/ played football on a team
[x] Been called a jock
[] Have set a record
[x] Are friends with your coach
[x] Love watching sports
[x ] can do 15 push ups without getting tired
Total:10

PART FOUR:
NERD:
[ ] wear your pants at your waist
[ ] have/had braces/or getting
[ ] in advanced classes
[ ] On Math team
[ ] Have all A’s
[x] Like spending time with your parent(s)
[ ] have been called a nerd
[] are *annoyed* or bullied
[ ] LOVE to learn
[x] Like your teachers
[ ] Watch history channel
[ ] never go anywhere on the weekends
[x] Have been called weird
[ ] scared to talk to the opposite sex
[ ] Don't have pics of yourself on myspace
[x] read a book a month
[ ] You read on your last spring break
[ ] Have your own website
[ ] wear pocket protectors
Total: 4

PREP
[x] you own mostly hollister
[x] you like to shop at Forever 21
[ ] charlotte rousse
[ ] wet seal/ delia*s
[ ] you do/have cheerleaded
[x] you like rap/hip hop music
[x] you like to go to parties
[x] you enjoy yourself no matter what
[x] you like the colors pink, yellow, green
[x] for the most part, youre organized
Total: 7

If you haven’t noticed The parts represent the 4 high school BIG stereotypes
Multiply each number by 3 then repost as “_% emo, _ %slut/whore, _% jock, _%nerd
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