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A PIC OF MY BF/GF skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE! Repost as- a pic of my bf/gf ]

add to favs - #346815 by lacrossegirl3 on November 18, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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Horseback Riding

Girl: It's so easy! Puh-leez! That? A sport? LOL!
Me:  Let's see you canter over that 5 foot course. NOW.
Girl:
What? Are you kidding me? That's impossible!
Me:  Really? I've been doing this almost every day for a while now... Looks pretty simple to me... You should see what I do when I'm with an instructor...

REAL CONVO

add to favs - #346798 by MrsNickJonas1101 on November 18, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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Horseback Riding
yes people say its not a sport
        but
HELLO 
       do u see football or chearleading in the olympics?
 
     didnt think so

credit to xoxojumping4life

add to favs - #346775 by MrsNickJonas1101 on November 18, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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A PIC OF MY BF/GF skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead. PART 2... Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid. One night he was on the computer and received an instant message. h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!! 2seXay4u: Who the eff is this? h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis. 2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child. 2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh? h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you? h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister. h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death. 2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid. h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor. h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name. h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''. h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!" - LISA SMITH This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you! DON'T BELIEVE ME? LOOK IT UP IN GOOGLE! Repost as- a pic of my bf/gf ]

add to favs - #346735 by brookiexopoo on November 18, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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Live.Laugh.Love.Lacrosse.

add to favs - #346629 by hottieee on November 18, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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       Kaden Colten Kithcart my baby he is one today.<3
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add to favs - #346398 by AutumnMarie12 on November 18, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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Cross Country---> the best sport ever ¢¾





~~change colors to fit ur team <3

add to favs - #346126 by livelife4xcntry on November 17, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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a always got hit in the head with the ball
so i had to go to running; no balls involved

add to favs - #346116 by MickeyMouseLuv21 on November 17, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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danceee with your heart 
 not just your feet<33

add to favs - #346100 by nmarieee12 on November 17, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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when all else fails...
           DaNCe!!

add to favs - #346006 by loverr4life on November 17, 2008 filed under sports - get code - report quote

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