Hot Sports Quotes

Mini Skirt?         
          Soccer Shirt.
Lemonade?         
          Gatorade.
Pedicured feet?
        
         Muddy Cleats.
Booty Calls?
         
         Soccer balls
.

We've  got  skillss
&& we've got
class
there aint no doubt
That we kick ass.

everythings mine except
2 of the rhymes are from
popular soccer cheers...
credit pleasee =]

quote number 646046
filed under sports
  143
+ &   i ' m   t h e   k i n d   o f   g i r l
that will come to school with bruises all over
her face and legs and [n o t   c a r e] what anyone
thinks because as long as we won that game;;
s h e   d o e s n ' t   c a r e  




haha rate high if you are a dedicated athlete like mee ;]
quote number 475921
filed under sports
  131
don't mess with soccer girls. we've been trained to
kick balls.
quote number 702642
filed under sports
  111
              excuse me, bitch?
                                                            since when did coach die
                                                        and make you captain?









--
Don't you absolutely hate the girls that think they're coach of the whole team
and tell you what you're doing wrong even if it's what the real coach wants you to do?


quote number 824167
filed under sports
  109
TheNextTimeYourCoachKeepsYelling
AtYouForDoing
SomethingWrong...

Don't Think It's Because He/She Doesn't Like You. 
It's Because He/She Hasn't Given Up On You Yet. 
If They Stopped Critiquing You,
That Means They Have Lost All Hope.
quote number 955526
filed under sports
  95
you know you're an athlete when...
you associate the word 'suicide' with sprints.

quote number 345000
filed under sports
  95
is there such thing as being;
"athletically retarded.?"
quote number 690973
filed under sports
  87
 Why do I love softball?Dont get me started...
The sound of the ball hitting the mitt is amazing. Or maybe because when I slide, I love how the dirt streaks my pants. Or the sunflower seeds, how you can spit them wherever you desire. And the cheers that we yell at the top of our lungs while looking at the other teams dug out. But the best of all? Looking up at that score board, wich makes the other team look like a disgrace to softball.
 
Thats why. 
quote number 652977
filed under sports
  85
you know you're an athlete when...
you see a check mark, and you automatically think, "Nike."

quote number 345006
filed under sports
  84
i might play soccer...
but i still scream and duck when balls fly at me in gym (:
quote number 508415
filed under sports
  71

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