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Don't
be afraid
to fail,
Be afraid
Not
to try.
I am
one
step
away
from
being
rich,
All I need now is money.
I Wish
Everything
Was
as Easy
as Getting Fat.
as Getting Fat.
I am
not
ready
for
Monday.
Can I have Another SUNDAY?
i just want to be together, damn it.
i want to call you when there's a new dessert place to try.
i want to just sit in your car and drive.
we already do these things but i want them all the time.
i love you, i love you. there. i confess to myself for the thousandth time.
i just want to be with you all the time. :(
i just want to be with you for the rest of my life :((
i want to call you when there's a new dessert place to try.
i want to just sit in your car and drive.
we already do these things but i want them all the time.
i love you, i love you. there. i confess to myself for the thousandth time.
i just want to be with you all the time. :(
i just want to be with you for the rest of my life :((
my
heart blushes
for you a thousand
blooms.
this doesn't make sense, but what can i do?
i know we could be so perfect for eachother.
i'm going to make myself accept that we're just not meant to be together.
in my eyes you've been my rory.
the fact that you even get this is grand.
i'm still not making much sense but this jibberish is all i have.
i'm sure i'll meet my match. my one.
a part of me still believes i can find him in you.
but holding onto that hope only opens the wound.
one day i will tell you.
on one condition.
when we are both happily in love with others or eachother.
only then.
but what good would it do if we're not together.
so i'll revise the clause.
i'll confess it all when we're together.
see, i don't even use the word if.
it's always been when. like it was just a matter of time.
time will tell.
am i a fool or a intuitive lover girl.
time will tell.
this doesn't make sense, but what can i do?
i know we could be so perfect for eachother.
i'm going to make myself accept that we're just not meant to be together.
in my eyes you've been my rory.
the fact that you even get this is grand.
i'm still not making much sense but this jibberish is all i have.
i'm sure i'll meet my match. my one.
a part of me still believes i can find him in you.
but holding onto that hope only opens the wound.
one day i will tell you.
on one condition.
when we are both happily in love with others or eachother.
only then.
but what good would it do if we're not together.
so i'll revise the clause.
i'll confess it all when we're together.
see, i don't even use the word if.
it's always been when. like it was just a matter of time.
time will tell.
am i a fool or a intuitive lover girl.
time will tell.
I should have known better
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who weren't always going
to be a safe place.
-bwsyl
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who weren't always going
to be a safe place.
-bwsyl
