AleeCash

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Joined: October 27, 2011
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Quotes by AleeCash



I'm surprised you hav'nt choked on the bullsh*t that comes out of your mouth.
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i wasn't that drunk,

dude


you   asked    m e   i f   yo u   w ere  

o k a y  . ♥

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aleecash

nmf
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I'm sick of girls,

complaining about getting hurt
when there going for the jerks & players
AleeCash

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911: "911 please hold"
Me:they put me on hold can you stop murdering me for a second
Murderer:yeah,sure
Pause:
Pause:
Pause:
911: "thanks for holding, 911 whats your emergency"
Me: im getting murdered
Silence:
Me:ight you can keep murdering me their on their way.
Murderer: ight lol


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 I wasnt that drunk..

you tried ordering a big mac at wallmart..
 
 
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Roses are red
violets are blue
if you were a pokemon
i'd choose you.  ♥
AleeCash
 

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trust no man,

 f e a r   n  o   b i t c h   ♥ 

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fave if you think i should keep doing drunk jokes 


Okay..I wasnt that drunk.

you said "BET ILL LICK THIS FLOOR" & licked my wall
AleeCash
 
 
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