BeautifulSoul

I'm sure you wouldn't, because then I'm pretty sure you would have never heard of them, and there would be nothing for you to be sad about.

Just had to know, he is gay, right? Yes? Okay, good. Good luck hun, but unless you grow something down there, I don't think that you'll be getting any

I don't even consider Justin Beiber music. More like cruel and unusual punishment.

Sorry to irritate you, but you should know that fave if quotes are against the rules. I mean, yeah, it's great that you're a fan and all, I'm not judging you on that, but please, don't do the fave if quotes. They're against the witty rules, and frankly, a bit irritating

*claps* THIS

What's a milky bar?

See man? See what she did there? haha, see man...

That's me :P

That awkward moment when this never turned into a top quote...

That awkward moment when I like green eyes, and have hazel eyes

This went through my head so many times. Still does.

This is so true! I have the same problem. Like, right now, it's 12:05, I have school tommorrow, and I'm up on my computer because the nightmares aren't worth it.

I was going to correct this, until I looked at the comment. Lmao now.

As much as I'm sure that you're just trying to do good, which I totally respect and understand, this quote makes me sad to know that so many girls just want to be thin because of society. But sure, make a series. I'll be interested in the crazy ways I can be thin :P

If you don't marry him, I will never forgive you. And sorry about your mom

Hi. How old are you? You seem pretty freaking amazing compared to most guys I've met.... Anyway, marry me? I know, it's so sudden and all :D. But yeah... You're so sweet. Any girl will be lucky to have a guy like you, so, yeah, good luck! I hope you find someone amazing!

New York. I know, I live in New York, but I've never been to the city. I have no life.

Oh my god, that's awful! I never really talked to her, but I loved her quotes. Rest In Peace to the beautiful girl

Incorrect. I want: An unlimited credit card, a time machine, the ability to eat without getting fat, oh, and you can just add Tom Felton to the mix too.

Here's a couple tips, because you're new, and a lot of us make these mistakes.
1. Don't EVER comment on someone's profile asking for a follow. Like their quotes, complement them, and you'll probably get a follow.
2. Don't swear at anyone or cus out anyone, or start fights with Wittians. This is a place for peace, not for fighting.
3. Learn who Steve is, and love him for making Witty.
4. Don't jock (or steal) quotes. Take the format and credit it, but NEVER steal a quote.
4. Don't make more than five quotes about One Direction a day, for or against them. It's a death wish on here now adays.
Otherwise, I think you should be good :D.