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BothOfUs
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"Self-pity is the ugliest trait."
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Me: yum, this popcorn smells good
Sister: no, it smells like heart attack
oh. well then
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sister
Bunnylover43 Format *Updated Format!*
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I'm doing my homework right away.
I'm going to be on Witty and Facebook for five hours.
I will do it at 3 in the morning and get all the answers wrong.
I'm Feeling Lucky
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school
Worst day in a long, long, time.
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school
& I bet you didn't realize your actions left her standing alone, trying not to cry over being some stupid joke
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sad
that moment when
somebody is playing a computer game you're good at and they're just failing and you're sitting there, on the verge of screaming, practically begging for them to let you get past that level.
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5
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ugh
Am I the only one that laughs when the camera men are plowed over by the players? Like dude your $1000 camera's going to break.
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true
The awkward moment when half the power goes out at the superbowl.
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funny
"Oh my, what chapped lips you have"
says the dentist EVERY TIME I SEE HER
Yeah no kidding lady your equiptment is stretching my mouth a mile wide.
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funny
That moment when
you're so
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that it feel like you're going to throw up.
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