BravoSierra
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Don't let the muggles get you down.
Joined: January 9, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: October 6
user id: 261887
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F
Joined: January 9, 2012
Last Seen: 9 years
Birthday: October 6
user id: 261887
Location: Hogwarts
Gender: F
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the worst part about the zodiac posts is even if you tell yourself you don't care,
it's basically impossible to scroll by one without looking to see what fruit tree your sign is.
When I first joined Witty,
Chat usually had about 30+ people on at any given time.
When I first joined Witty,
Top quotes had 3000+ favorites every day.
Rob the jewelry
store and
tell 'em make me a grill
tell 'em make me a grill
She said "smile fo
me daddy"
What you lookin' at?
"I wanna see your grill"
You wanna see my what?
Ya, ya grill, ya, ya, ya grill
Had a whole top diamonds
and da bottom rows' gold
What you lookin' at?
"I wanna see your grill"
You wanna see my what?
Ya, ya grill, ya, ya, ya grill
Had a whole top diamonds
and da bottom rows' gold
Excerpts from "How to be Perfect"
Get some sleep.
Eat an orange every morning.
Be friendly. It will help make you happy.
Hope for everything. Expect nothing.
Take care of things close to home first. Straighten up your room
before you save the world. Then save the world.
Be nice to people before they have a chance to behave badly.
Don't stay angry about anything for more than a week, but don't
forget what made you angry. Hold your anger out at arm's length
and look at it, as if it were a glass ball. Then add it to your glass
ball collection.
Wear comfortable shoes.
Do not spend too much time with large groups of people.
Plan your day so you never have to rush.
Show your appreciation to people who do things for you, even if
you have paid them, even if they do favors you don't want.
After dinner, wash the dishes.
Calm down.
Don't expect your children to love you, so they can, if they want
to.
Don't be too self-critical or too self-congratulatory.
Don't think that progress exists. It doesn't.
Imagine what you would like to see happen, and then don't do
anything to make it impossible.
Forgive your country every once in a while. If that is not
possible, go to another one.
If you feel tired, rest.
Don't be depressed about growing older. It will make you feel
even older. Which is depressing.
Do one thing at a time.
If you burn your finger, put ice on it immediately. If you bang
your finger with a hammer, hold your hand in the air for 20
minutes. you will be surprised by the curative powers of ice and
gravity.
Do not inhale smoke.
Take a deep breath.
Do not smart off to a policeman.
Be good.
Be honest with yourself, diplomatic with others.
Do not go crazy a lot. It's a waste of time.
Drink plenty of water. When asked what you would like to
drink, say, "Water, please."
Take out the trash.
Love life.
Use exact change.
When there's shooting in the street, don't go near the window.
Get some sleep.
Eat an orange every morning.
Be friendly. It will help make you happy.
Hope for everything. Expect nothing.
Take care of things close to home first. Straighten up your room
before you save the world. Then save the world.
Be nice to people before they have a chance to behave badly.
Don't stay angry about anything for more than a week, but don't
forget what made you angry. Hold your anger out at arm's length
and look at it, as if it were a glass ball. Then add it to your glass
ball collection.
Wear comfortable shoes.
Do not spend too much time with large groups of people.
Plan your day so you never have to rush.
Show your appreciation to people who do things for you, even if
you have paid them, even if they do favors you don't want.
After dinner, wash the dishes.
Calm down.
Don't expect your children to love you, so they can, if they want
to.
Don't be too self-critical or too self-congratulatory.
Don't think that progress exists. It doesn't.
Imagine what you would like to see happen, and then don't do
anything to make it impossible.
Forgive your country every once in a while. If that is not
possible, go to another one.
If you feel tired, rest.
Don't be depressed about growing older. It will make you feel
even older. Which is depressing.
Do one thing at a time.
If you burn your finger, put ice on it immediately. If you bang
your finger with a hammer, hold your hand in the air for 20
minutes. you will be surprised by the curative powers of ice and
gravity.
Do not inhale smoke.
Take a deep breath.
Do not smart off to a policeman.
Be good.
Be honest with yourself, diplomatic with others.
Do not go crazy a lot. It's a waste of time.
Drink plenty of water. When asked what you would like to
drink, say, "Water, please."
Take out the trash.
Love life.
Use exact change.
When there's shooting in the street, don't go near the window.
I wake up every morning and say
"It's gonna be a great fxcking day."
Then I just kind of go from there.
I wish my life was like a sitcom.
I'd have unlimited money, a great sense of humor and all my problems could be solved in 30 minutes or less.
I appreciate it when I smile at a another girl and she smiles back.
It's like wow we aren't all spawns of satan.
Robin Williams isn't dead.
He's just waiting in the jungle for someone to roll a 5 or 8.