CookieMonster6472

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Joined: October 25, 2010
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kate

 

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It sucks,
because I have really high expectations for boys,
and I look the way I do.
 


 
 

 
f o r m a t  j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!
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boys
July 4th, 1776

Britain: I just lost 13 followers wtf
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Fact: you see yourself 7x more pretty than you really are.
 Me: just when i thought i couldn't get any uglier
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I actually enjoy being alone
It's feeling alone that I have a problem with
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guys: bros before hoes.
girls: foods before dudes
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Picking up my kid from school in 25 years:

me: yo shawty, leggo
kid: mom, please not this again
me: stop being a hater. yolo
kid: you're embarassing me
me: swag

nmq
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Are You from Tennessee? because..
                                           your car has a Tennessee license plate on it..
 
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I used to laugh at Plankton because he was married to a computer.
But now I pretty much am Plankton.
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I Would Love to Meet
the teenage version of my parents...

 
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Your  motto  may  be  YOLO
But  mine  will  forever  be 
Hakuna Matata..

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inspirational