DramaForLife

Status: yo.
Joined: October 8, 2010
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 127914

Hello there. 

well, my name is Oceane. I am


15 years old. I'm not sure how

to introduce myself but all I 

can say is that I appreciate

theatre, skins, music, youtube 

and i'm sort of an attention

seeker... I follow back.

DramaForLife's Favorite Quotes



Things to say/do to a telemarker;

"I'm blind, could you repeat that?"
(Speak with perfect English) "I don't speak English, sorry!"
Say "Want to hear a cool noise?" Then hang up.
"My grandma fell off a cliff last week, don't you even care?!" Then hang up.
Act real interested, then at then end tell them no thanks and hang up.
Try to sell THEM something.
Pick up the phone and say "It's completed, but there's blood everywhere."
"Hello, this is the local spe.rm bank. You jack it we pack it! How may we help you?"

 
192 2 *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
funny
I wonder if most people are even aware there's a WittyChat? Especially new members?
I mean the chat link is so hidden. .__.

I honestly didn't realize it until like three months after I had joined.
Earlier today on chat someone came on and was like "woah there's a chat"
I checked their profile and they've been a member since June.

A possible suggestion for Steve, to like, help with? Maybe make it more noticible please? :)

EVERYBODY: THERE IS A CHAT LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PAGE. THE VERY BOTTOM. CLICK IT. Chat away!

18 9 *Tori Leigh* *Tori Leigh*
witty
My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

64 0 capsized* capsized*
music
My faith in this generation
Lasted about as long as Carly Rae Jepson's singing career.
98 2 ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
joke


When a guy writes a book:
We kissed.


When a girl writes a book:
We leaned in towards each other
and our lips brushed in a soft embrace.
My heart pounded in my ears like a drum
while his arms snaked aroung my waist
anD SWEET BABY JESUS
IT WAS THE BEST 10 SECONDS
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.

136 5 yuzermali yuzermali
lol
Normal Girls:
Guy: You're pretty
Girl: I am? Since when? What? Who paid you to say that?

Me:
Guy: You're pretty
Me: 2 cute 4 u lol

53 0 Chris* Chris*
lol
fun fact: depression doesn't give a sh.t that i'm a white high school girl who lives with her parents in a middle class family because it's a mental disorder and it would corrode my mind even if i were the richest, most interigent white girl on this entire damn planet.
99 1 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
true

miley literally is a genius she did all of this sh-t at award shows and performances and made people talk about her for months, and her album ends up being #1 and breaking records and now she’s just sitting back at her house laughing about all the money/success she has and going back to taking selfies with her dogs. she’s so smart.
161 6 happiest* happiest*
funny

Hey you.

Yeah you. Stop scrolling for a sec, okay?

You, my lovely friend, are gorgeous. Beautiful. Loved. Smart. Intelligent. Funny. You're a cutie c; . And, I respect you. I appreciate you. I thought of you when I saw this adorable little kitten the other day. So cute. You're so cute! I love you. <3 c:

Okay. Continue scrolling, darling.


 
66 2 of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
perfection

my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fck are those’
111 1 happiest* happiest*
funny