Dumb_Momm

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Joined: November 1, 2012
Last Seen: 1 decade
user id: 336928
Gender: F

Quotes by Dumb_Momm

Help help help!!!!
My daughter has been vomiting every morning for the past
3 months can someone please tell me a cure for the flue?!?!
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My son's friends always ask
if they can get a piece of my booty.
It's so cute when the pretend to be pirates!
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My daughter's Facebook status said "s e x t me ;)"
... so I commented you spelled "text" wrong silly!
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My son's friends must have a lot of chlorine in their pools,
because every time my son comes home his eyes are completely bloodshot!
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Found a naked girl in my son's bed last night...
It's good to see he is helping out homeless
:)
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I almost got mad at my son calling me a
'b i t c h'
but then he told me it's French
for 'Awesome'.
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My son wants to be a pilot!
He's always talking about getting high!
I'm so proud!
 
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My daughter is such a great tutor...
Every boy in school is always leaving her room with
a big smile on their face
:)
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