Ten Women I Have Been Warned
Against Becoming:
1. The Girl Who Takes Up Too Much Space, always,
her shoulders too wide in stairwells, her hips too big in
doorways, her voice too loud in classes. This woman does not
understand the art of crumbling, of curling herself tight like
the spiral of a fern, soft, delicate, unwilling to reach out the
ivy of her fingers to grasp onto what should rightfully be hers.
This is a beast, an elephant, a moving mountain and she is
capable of flattening you, she is capable of ruining you, she is
capable of making you feel as small and insignificant in her life
as she is supposed to be. You are this woman’s footnote to
history, you are her side note in song lyrics, you are constantly
interrupted by her with a witty joke you wish you thought of. I
asked what the problem was with being a steamroller instead of a
sunflower and I was laughed down.
2. The Beautiful One, the long hair or the slim
waist or the pretty eyes or the lips like bowstrings. This woman
looks good in everything because she’s confident in
whatever you put her in. She’ll cut her hair short on you
no matter how you like it, she’ll wear high heels and step
on your opinions, she’ll look hot as hell no matter what
size she is. See, the reason you can’t trust her is because
women like this don’t need your permission, they’ll
do as they please and get away with it. They’ll say no to
you, over and over. Teach your daughters that beautiful means
dangerous, teach them to distrust women who love themselves.
Equate beautiful with vapid, equate pretty with stupid, take
their power from them. Say they’re vain for their makeup,
refuse to see them without it. These women are snakes, they are
serpents. I said maybe the problem lies with you being unable to
control yourself and was told to get off my pedestal.
3. A Bítch. Women are supposed to be
ladies in the street but will tear skin under sheets. I’m
told: Never raise your voice. Speak gently. Submit. Hold your
opinion against your lips and when you admit to it, make sure it
comes out as a butterfly wing suggestion. Don’t disagree.
Don’t undermine someone else’s authority, regardless
of whether or not they deserve your respect. Someone touches you,
just move away from them. Don’t hit. Don’t talk back.
Be like the ruins of Rome, only beautiful if you can’t hear
your quiet death.
4. The Needy One. I have heard how others spit
when they talk about how she gave you everything and you shoved
it back down her throat until she choked on it, until she came
back crawling and asked you what she did, until her palms and
knees were scraped for want of just a little affection - never be
this woman, I’m told, because she’s a joke and the
joke is that she dared to have more emotion than you did. The
truth is, I’m told, the one who cares less in a partnership
is the one who wins. I didn’t know this was a
competition.
5. The Cóck Tease, certified
strípper, how dare that girl look like that
and not want me to sleep with her. Lúst is always personified as a lady in red
with a dress slit up her thigh. Lúst is sinful because it’s power,
it’s not asking for attention - it’s demanding it.
I’m told she is the worst kind of woman, that looking good
is supposed to be some kind of shame on her kin. I’m told
not to leave the house in such a short skirt, not with a shirt so
low, not with a lace back, not with high heels, not dressed like
that. My lipstick can’t be too red, my hair can’t be
too mussed, I can’t just “turn someone on like that
and then leave them wanting.” I mentioned that instant
gratification actually ruins our psyche and was told that being
led on was “exhausting.” I said that there was a
difference between purposefully tricking someone into liking you
and just being attractive or friendly. I was told there’s
also a difference between coffee and tea but both result in
caffeine. I said, “I’ve been turned on in class by
the girls I talk to but I didn’t expect anything from
them,” and they said, “It’s different,
you’re not a man,” but couldn’t explain where
that difference was.
6. A Slút, obviously ruined by another
person’s touch. It doesn’t matter how many people
she’s actually been with, it’s all about the rumors
she carries with her. Easy. Hárlot. You’ll still try to get with
her, you’ll still take her into your bed and kiss her and
say things you don’t mean - but you’ll defame her
name when you talk to your buddies. My father used to say
“A slút is fine for the night, but the
vírgin is who you take home and
marry.” Maybe he didn’t know he was teaching his
daughter to hate her séxuality. Maybe he didn’t know that
every time she’d be kissed, her whole system would shake
until she felt ready to combust, shame and self-hatred shivering
against her spine. Maybe he didn’t know she’d
disconnect emotions and séx because he always told her, “Boys
are different, they won’t care about you.” Nobody
said to her that it was okay to experiment. See, the funny thing
is, I’m a dancer so I know exactly where my center of
gravity is. I know how hard I’ll fall in each direction.
Yet out of fear of getting hurt, I won’t let a single
person inside of my bed.
7. The Soulmate. Never love romance more than
you love being cynical. Never show weakness, never like pink,
never think maybe you might find someone nice and settle down
with them. Someone will find you, I was told, And if you’re
lucky, he’ll put up with you when you start getting old.
Never be the woman who believes in happily ever after, never be
dumb enough to think maybe someone could love you after all of
your mistakes. It has nothing to do with whether or not a family
is important to you and you’re in a good place where a
relationship would make your life better - you’re not a
princess. You don’t get married, you settle.
8. The Girl With Strength, who can outrun
everyone and who is stronger than her boyfriend. “See the
thing about boys,” says my daddy, “Is that you have
to let them win.” I sat at home and read stories about
Artemis and wanted to become the huntress, too. I wanted to howl
at the moon, I wanted to slay the beasts that bested me, I wanted
to rule my kingdom with bloody fists. But girls are never
athletes, never supposed to be “built,” regardless of
the fact civilizations were constructed on our spines and we made
homes in war by the steel of our ribs. Never be strong. We are
supposed to wilt.
9. The Lady CEO: because if you choose work over
family, are you really a girl? How dare you fight your way to the
top through every pair of eyes that bore through your blouse,
through every meeting where you were hushed by the sound of
someone else talking, through every time someone called you
“sweetie,” how dare you yearn for something. Is your
husband the stay-at-home one? I can’t imagine how that is
going. He’s not a real man, after all. I don’t give
it long before the divorce. How dare you decide you’re
happy being single. Don’t you know you’re supposed to
bear children. Where is your honor? Where is your wisdom? Who
cares if you are the leader, the best suited for your position,
the quickest-thinking, the one who makes the hardest clients come
back again. Don’t you see? Across history, women have been
terrible at success. They always lose their man in the end. (When
I said, “I would rather be a famous author than a mediocre
mother,” I was told, “No, don’t worry,
you’ll be a fine mommy.”)
10. THE GIRL I AM: FIRECRACKER AND DON’T
YOU FÚCKING FORGET IT I’LL RIP YOU TO
SHREDS AND I WON’T FÚCKING
REGRET IT I’M NOT YOUR PRETTY GIRL I’M NOT YOUR
ANYTHING I’M PERFECT, MOTHERFÚCKER,
AND I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE UP WHAT I’M DOING. I
DON’T WANT TO BE “LADYLIKE” THAT LITERALLY
MEANS NOTHING I’M NOT GOING TO STOP STANDING UP AND
DEMANDING WHAT’S COMING TO ME. I’M GONNA BE SOMEBODY.
I’M GONNA MAKE THEM REMEMBER ME. I REFUSE TO BE
OVERSHADOWED IN HISTORY. I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU WERE TRYING
TO CREATE BUT YOU MADE ME A DRAGON YOU PUT ME IN THE FIRE AND
WHEN I STOPPED BURNING I LEARNED HOW TO GLOW DON’T THINK
YOU CAN STOP ME YOU CAN’T TAME A TORNADO.
r.i.d