Me: Hey,
you haven't been on Witty in like 4 months
My friend: Yeah, haha.
Me: Oh my gosh...
My friend: What?
Me: You got a life, didn't you?
My friend: Amm...
Me: *gasps*
My friend: I swear it didn't mean anything. I
was thinking of the internet the whole time.
Me: I can't ever look at you in the same way
again.
and that's the story of how i have no friends
now...