Imperfectedmuffin

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Joined: February 23, 2011
Last Seen: 1 decade
Birthday: May 13
user id: 154701
Location: lost
Gender: F
Goodbye.

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forgeterr's signature format. Please don't remove credit. Or I will hunt you down. You do NOT want to get on my bad side.

 
I think it would be hilarious
                                                        To fill Liam Payne's bedroom with spoons as a prank.
 
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Today.....
a cute guy asked me if i still liked my ex..
the deuschbag one.
i said "of course not."
he said "i think you still do"
i said "why would you think that?"
he said "because you smiled when i said his name"
i said "yeah because i thought of how funny it would be to smash his face with a shovel"
he said "i'll deck him in the jaw after you do that"
i like this guy.
 

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Me:Why did Sarah fall off the swing?
Friend: I don't know, why?
Me: She had no arms.
Friend: okay...
Me: Knock knock!
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Not Sarah

nmq/didntmeantooffendanyone

nnmq
 

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Things People Don't Say #47

"Drake and Josh was a terrible show "

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*in school*
teacher: IS THAT A PHONE?! 
me: No... it's my calculator...

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*Talking to a girl*
Girl: I like One Direction now
me: *trots over to nearest brick wall, hammers one out, throws at girl’s face*
Girl: I love Lewis horan
Me: *Goes over to Tesco, grabs a can of beans, comes back, throws it at the girls face*
Girl: Zain is sexy
Me:*gets on a plane, gets overweight person from America, flies back, puts overweight person on girl’s face*
Girl: I like The Wanted now
Me: Hi

 










(OneDirection)

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Dear Mom and Dad,
Thanks for trying to be original with me.

Sincerely,
can't ever find my name on a keychain
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                                                  Friend: Hey, did you get braces?
                                                  Me: No, I ate a transformer and forgot to floss.
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 NEVER INSULT A GIRL'S MUSIC 
It was the only thing that was there for her when everyone else
left
formFormatnf format credit:ConverseLover
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let us all take a moment,

 and be thankful that



spiders can't fly

 
 
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